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“Thank you Platepriest for your heals me while defending BS in Arathi Bassin against many (many) waves of alliance attacks. I have been able to get the Wrecking Ball Achivment. Thank You! See ya in another BG!”

“On 25man Nefarion!!! Welcome to the hard moves!!! (I say moves, because that's all they're really about. Move outta fire.)”

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“Evocative is a 10 man guild that is now recruiting for our second raid team. We are looking for skilled, experienced players that know what they are doing. Our raid schedule is: Tuesday 9:30pm- 1am est Thursday 9:30pm-1am est Sunday 9:30pm-…”

“Yes. It has happened. My ban is over and now your strong-jawed Reganesque leader has returned. I know all of you have been waiting hours on end for my return. I do not blame you though, my frilly, tea-drinking, c*** loving replacement is we…”

“Looking for a guild that has weekend raiding (sat/sun). Experienced raider from BC days - who has switched to Horde for this expansion and now looking for others to raid with and progress through the new content. Arcane/fire mage -- current…”

“I can now do Mighty Intellect (+50 int) to bracers now due to the lovely Mister Sausage. Hit me up if you need it done :D”

“Hostilis Intus is now recruiting active members for our ten man raid team. Our raid times are Wednesdays and Thursdays starting at 11 PM server time. We are currently looking for a few healers of any class to begin our raids. We run heroics…”

“MTS, one of the longest established Raiding Guilds on Shandris is opening recruiting for Rated Battle Grounds. Since our inception we have looked for mature, performance oriented players to share in the belief that progression can come in a…”

“Have no fear Ladies, i am here to be your [Shield Wall]. I will [Devastate] and [Overpower] any and all Evils that would [Pummel] your hopes and dreams. I will [Intervene] and be your [Last Stand] when ever you need me, I am ComradeHero!”

“MTS has two immediate openings on our 25-man raid team for an Elemental and a Resto Shaman. We also are seeking a Rogue. All three openings are core raid team positions. Hey, we know you're out there so you might as well get yer butt in and…”

“Antagony is Recruiting Tank Healers/Tanks for Core raids, progression and to just have fun all together! we have vent, a website and alot of cool people who enjoy hanging out and laughing while kicking ass in End game raids. if you want to …”

“Digital Mercenaries is looking for a few range dps,healers and 1 melee dps. We are 5/12 in 10 man raids at this time and progressing along. The guild is very friendly and out going. Raid days are Tuesday and Wednesday from 8:15 pm to 11:30 …”

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“Newly-formed is looking for ranged DPS to fill our roster for 10-man content. We are currently full on hunters, but all are encouraged to apply. Current raid times are Saturday and Sunday, 9 pm to 12 am server time, but will be adjusted b…”

“3297 res ret pally lf rated bgs Edit: changed res”

“Ok giving this a second try now that I have talked to Blizzard and found out their posting guidelines... Myself and a RL friend have been making a WoW-centric podcast. We just released episode 6 and have been approved by iTunes for download…”

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“Illuminatus has several openings in 10man groups that need you to make it happen. Group 1 - Tue & Thur 7:30-9:30 Needs: 1 Healer (paladin or priest preferred) This group is newly formed and is just learning the encounters. It has several ki…”

“Revenge is a a 10 man core raiding guild looking to expand our roster. Seeking a few ranged dps to fit into our tight knit but friendly team. We raid Mon-Tues, 7-10:30 pm server time. For more information, please contact Tele, Whoisthetank,…”

“Interested in 1x Elementium Ingot or Enchanted Elementium Bar. Also interested in either 1) A person who can help de-bug the razorgore encounter (Yes, many things have been tried, and it is definitely bugging) or 2) A trustworthy person wit…”

“It's a pretty rare WoW trading card game loot card (1/121 packs of cards of the Wrathgate set has one), taking offers on it. It's restricted to this server. It sells for about $50-$100 online, but as I said, this one is server restricted so…”

“Of these two games, which should I buy? Not buying either is not an option.”

“hi im new to the server just wanted to say hey. im also looking to pug some cata raids im ret (353 avg ilvl) / holy (353 avg ilvl). i havent really healed much so im still alittle rusty. pst me here or in game with question or concerns. and…”

“The garage door to your "heated" garage will not open. Funny conversation with boss on why I couldn't go to work today. Amazed to hear this wasn't the first time he has heard this reason.”

“...and I'm noticing a lot of creepers in SW already. Like guys asking me to /slap and /spit on them and various other whispers. Normal for server? (at least ally side. No hordies atm.) Edit: Other than the weird stuff (Not usually judgement…”

“As Cataclysm raiding season begins, Morituri Te Salutamus is seeking a few skilled and reliable people for our raid team. Maturity, positive attitude, high attendance and excellent skills are required. A well-developed sense of humor and an…”

“We have decided to open our doors to add a player or two from the realm. If you are in a guild that is not progressing, or you just want to step up and be seen, now is the time. (Do understand that our application process is public and will…”

“http://www.wowhead.com/item=9224/elixir-of-demonslaying Buying everything you have. Send it my way, please!”

“Right now I have a generic mouse from Wal Mart that has seen so much abuse from my children that it randomly doesn't work. I want suggestions on something that is cost efficient and can withstand a four year old.”

“Hey Shandris, I just wanted to give a shout out to see if anyone ever reads this forum. Have a few questions, if someone would like to give me a shout out”

“is a Horde Guild on Shandris comprised of 10-12 Real Life/Online friends who have been playing/raiding together for many years. Several of our Members have been 25 man Raid Leaders in both BC and WotLK content. Our Website: http://www.you…”

“What's happened to the realm population over the last year? It seems like a ghost town...”

“I am both appalled and ashamed to see you not displaying your murlock helm. I thought the server had reached a mutual agreeance that the murlocks are pretty amazing. ;(”

“Lolol Just Joking Lumi!!”

“hey guys, i wanted to let you know we are trying to fill some slots for our core 10 raid team! (lvl 85 with close to a 346 il) *warlock *mage *Holy Paladin *Holy Priest *Shaman (Restoration preferred but we have a slot for a committed Eleme…”

“Hello der! We are looking for a tank, a shield using one is a major plus! Contact me in game, I do have some basic requirements, You have a grasp of current encounters Your BIS Heroic gear (or very close). Progression minded over gear minde…”

“http://www.leverage-guild.com Register and post in the recruitment section if you happen to be interested.”

“Ancestral is recruiting Looking for mature players that can raid on Friday or Saturday nights. A mostly casual guild but would like to do some raiding on the weekends. All classes are welcome. If you are not ready for raiding we will run he…”

“Can I kill you so I can finish the guild achievement? Thanks”

“Messege me in-game if you are recruiting for rated bgs/arena teams I am an arms warrior”

“So, my guild used to have a late night raiding team that raided starting aroudn 11pm. For various reasons that team doesnt run anymore. I have checked around for other guilds that do a late raid, but I havent had much luck finding one, at l…”

“Bashiok Blue Poster "Right now some hybrid classes benefit from wearing a pair of 2 piece set bonuses in PvP instead of their 4 piece bonus. We don't much like that behavior though, and we're going to eventually make the two bonuses exclusi…”

“Just curious what some of the people on this server has, i have not been able to find an up to date website that tracks individuals. This is for some of those hardcore nerds out there with alot of time on their hands. How many points are pe…”

“name: Picture, Prisoner, Laundry I am selling a vial of sands. I am not trying to make ahuge profit. I am only attempting to get my money back out if it if not a little more. I am looking to sell it for around 35-40k If you are interested i…”

“Looking for mainly 1 Tank and 1 Heals to take down Omen for the Achievement "Elune's Blessing" (For the Lunar Festival)! I am willing to pay 300G each to the Tank and Healer that is willing to do this for me and any DPS can hop along free t…”

“We are currently looking for a raid ready, dependable tank that is available for all 3 raids during the week. Druid is preferable, but will take a well played tank of any class that is raid ready. Fault Line(lvl 11) is a 10 player raiding g…”

“Happy 1 year anniversary to all the guildies in Illuminatus. Thanks for supporting my endeavour to bringing a fun, casual, raiding guild to the server. Thanks for putting up with my #!#%.”

“Hi! Aurora Borealis is LF a healer and a few dps spots. Our raid times are Tues. and Wed. from 730 to 11 server. Please check out our website at www.aurorakm.com”

“Aura Mastery: This ability no longer increases the benefit granted by Crusader Aura.”