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“LoL! So Lsannta and his guildies tried to take over Halaa on the 26th of June several times...and failed miserably. The last attack, 17 level 85's and two lowbies attacked 9 of us...they all went down. Two out of the three attacks Lsannta r…”

“So like I'm kinda buzzed, Captain Morgan Black is awesome so is spell check. But like a Buddy linked me some old videos of us back in Wrath and I thought I would make a thread and link up what videos I know of us. Please do the same. Also s…”

“We're a moderately sized, laid back guild with something for everyone. We have a wide assortment of casual Raiders, or if raiding isn't your speed we love doing Guild Dungeon Groups. Now if your more the PvP'er you can usualy find people in…”

“Come one come and all to the once a month PvP event! Horde and Alliance will meet in the Gurubashi arena and slaughter each other. August 31st. 9:00 PM No prizes due to being lazy and not coming up with any clever way to determine a winner.…”

“Intervention is back with some old faces and some new faces. We are 8/8 for Heroic Dragon Soul, we are looking for like minded individuals who are dedicated to be the best this realm has to offer. We have a solid 10 man core group and are l…”

“I want to see some epic mog sets here. And no nominating yourself.”

“Lets all take a moment of silence in his memory.”

“Thursday, September 6th, 6 p.m. at the Stormwind Cathedral I will hold yet another xmog contest! Prizes include a chopper and a cash pot with the grand prize winner getting a Sandstone Drake. The rules are simple: 1. At least 5 pieces of a …”

“Just kidding, you're out of shape. Do 100 push ups, you'll thank me for it later.”

“start a scandalous celebrity rumor about me! ill pick the winning post in acouple weeks here are some examples. creepshow clicks his spells creepshow paid a gnome to choke him creepshow was found unconscious outside of orgrimmar after overd…”

“Meow”

“Hey everyone. I'm looking to buy a Pureblood Fire Hawk from Rag before the drop rate gets lowered for Mists. As of this patch, they are dropping 100% in Normal and Heroic versions. I very much want this mount before it goes poof and becomes…”

“Selling Darkmoon Rabbit 75k OBO. If your interested post on this forum or give me a whisper in-game with your offer!”

“were are you schokology”

“Hello people of winterhoof. New on the alliance side i hail from the horde!. However since a few friends of ours are allys and asked us to move over we have and are here now. Though we have left the horde in the past we look to kill horde a…”

“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8”

“Full clear in one night, raid on mon, wed or fri from 8-11 server time your choice. 150k for mount and title. 200k for full run: includes mount and gear. Please send me an in game letter with details: Name: Guild: Class: Item level: Prior k…”

“I'll be looking for other rogues to help kill Creed at 7:00 PM tonight. If you need it, feel free to send me a tell.”

“help me wow is boring and i need something to do :(”

“Level 24 guild, will be 25 in no time. LF active mains with a variety of tradeskills for Current and upcoming content. We really need people who KNOW how to play their class and putting in time and effort for guild achievments / accomplishm…”

“Cant post on the proper toon due to a forum bug, but I need Plans: Felsteel Longblade made, have mats and a generous tip. Can message me on Solarios or Nforcer, Crits and Giggles guild.”

“Hey guys, looking to sell this mount from the ICC quest chain, leave me a message or mail my character Azgorath on your server. For very fast response time, message me on Azgorathe on Mal'ganis! thanks *im transfering here for my new raidin…”

“Just need Heals/Dps for SotA achieve *Not Even a Scratch* on August 13th at 11:45 am CST. Sign up here - http://www.openraid.us/index.php/users/raid/40253/okapprove”

“STORMRAGE - US Alliance YES FREE STUFF! WEEKLY ACTIVITY AWARD of Guardian Cub awarded (sell it or learn it) MONTHLY ACTIVITY AWARD of 30 day game time! Is a new guild made up of experienced players. Looking for mature players over the a…”

“Destine Stoica is recruiting for 25 man raids in MoP. We are a veteran group of talented players who know all areas of the game. This includes: Raiding, Dungeons, World PvP, Random and Rated Battlegrounds, Arena, Professions and general lev…”

“This is my Very First Time for me Being a Guildleader. Trying to make this guild a Very social Place for guildees. I have us a 10 slot vent. I Plan to have 10man guild runs come Mist Of Pandaria looking for people to Down Bosses and be the …”

“My name is lemon. i do the pvp. i get da good ratings (zomg challenger). i win da duels n stuff. say haiiii”

“Hello Winterhoof. I just wanted to see if there was any interest from anyone or find anyone that could refer me to anyone else on this server that wanted to work on downing Sinestra over a weekend as something semi-sweet to do before MoP hi…”

“Flagged lowbies in orgrimmar beware.”

“Oh gosh. The good ole days when I played on Winterhoof and knew nothing about nothing. I remember when I tried to get into a pug with terrabad reforges and crafted pvp gear. Than I started playing on kul tiras because WH was dead and there …”

“Specifically, Belt of Dragons and Boots of Living Scale. Have most mats, can quickly get the rest. Contact me by mail, I'll get in touch with you if I still need them. Thanks.”

“TIL how to kite allies into Org. Did I learn how to hunter? inb4 lolarena”

“Thank you for being probably the only two awesome people ever to grace LFD. It was fun, and you deserve some recognition for your behavior.”

“hello my adoring fans, as you can remember i am famous, and famous people such as my self need loads of attention and validation. so you can meet me in game in org around 9:30 realm time thats when i am on if my flesh and blood counter part…”

“ok i am in desperate need of the bracers of flowing serenity for my druid. pst papadruid in game if you have the recipe. i have the mats and im tipping well.”

“Election for "Winterhoofian President of The Horde Order" is now open... Current candidates are as follows; Lsannta , Zeusyqt , Tanksmoker, Hypeir. Hedleylamarr These people were all hand-selected by the finest staff in order to have the mo…”

“So had a conversation with a friend about BG damage and now I'm interested if someone could pull this off. The challenge is for 1 person to do 100 million damage in one battleground under normal circumstances, I.E. no pre-mades on both side…”

“so im playing WoW when suddenly i get this whisper from a toon i dont know. http://i1170.photobucket.com/albums/r527/nickblah1358/ok.jpg yea... i get these kinda things a lot”

“as we all know this realm is becoming more deader with each passing week and this actually saddens me to see a realm where i have started on made so many friends along the way both alliance and horde raiding pve wise here is ok but I've bee…”

“It seems he has /spit bound to a key. Not only that, he has enough saliva to hock multiple spit balls per encounter. First, I would suggest he visit an endocrinologist about his excessive saliva. Second, it makes all you Horde look bad. Hun…”

“heeyyyy ;)”

“Hello there Winterhoof, So a few people on this server by the name of "Tepster" and "Tesazangetsu" or w/e, are doing 3s with Aurora. Me and Aurora were fine for a few days, then he links me this: http://imgur.com/iMuNs To myself i'm thinkin…”

“::Key:: x= Boss downed #= sever first lowercase letter= Heroic difficulty down Capital Letter = Heroic server first :::Raid Progress::: :::10 Man::: R Guild Name Dragon Soul Normal Heroic M Z Y H U B S D (X/8) (X/8) ------------------------…”

“Looking for 3 ranged (any class would like at least a mage) and 1 healer(no druids or pallys) that would like to run Heroics. We will be running regs to finish up some gear for people to get ready. Please send me an in game mail with your c…”

“braging about how many HKs you have when nobody cares on an underpopulated server is like coming in 1st place of a race when your the only one racing. i think u all know who im talking about xP”

“My fellow Winterhoofers (and all players, for that matter): I don't know if it was my short hiatus, or that I have simply awoken from the numbness our community has become, but I witnessed something I could hardly stomach this past weekend.…”

“deleted due to leadership's issues.”

“Check your guild banks, willing to pay in gold, not just silver. Willing to cook, clean, or welcome you home in my see-through teddy. Heaving Plates of Protection. You have it, I want it.”

“Currently, we are recruiting classes specifically to finish our Classy achieves. Anyone playing a race/class combo that is still for the achieves, is lvl 85 and gets to honored with us will get 10,000 gold. This is a first come first served…”

“wee-snawww :DDDD”