The D.F.M - is the Divorced Female Mom guild member, who can give true meaning to the term 'b*tch'. These women have it hard in RL and won't put up with your stupid crap for a second. They'll be blunt and up front about things with no beating around behind the bush no matter who you are. On vent, they'll call you out by name and put you in your place like the misbehaving child you are. Caution: flirting with DFM's is an eventual death sentence once you become even slightly annoying to them, and you will eventually guys - its in male nature to be annoying and dumb. If you want to earn a DFM's respect, disregard gender and treat them as a gosh darn individual so their online experience is relatively male-stupidity free. And for the love of god guys, do not be more of a girl then they are - unless... you know... you're gay. If so then it's like completely OK (as homo's have a 99% success rate of calming an irate DFM by talking about shoes and clothing sales). It's great to have one DFM in every guild, and leadership is wise to cherish what they can bring (nothing beats a DFM enforcer), but keep them outa leadership - not cuz they aren't good at it or unstable or anything, but rather, they don't need all that extra stupid crap to worry about.
The Jim Jones - is the false prophet guildie who spends the majority of his time telling members how much better it is in the other guild/server he/she is in/on and how they should leave this one and join the other, only to find out the other guild disbands 2-3 weeks after you transfer into it or the server is one where everyone is transferring off. Jim Jones can also be an officer who convinces a strong majority of the guild to leave a guild and server transfer to greener pastures where 'everything will be better and different' only to find out how he is even more degraded and corrupt then your former GL. Following a Jim Jones guildie results in the same ending, you want to commit character suicide and just die.
The Decimator - is the guild member who hates people who are underperforming in raids and wants nothing more then to 'cut the fat' instead of working with these individuals to improve them and develop loyalty and friendship. Decimator's favorite thing to complain about to the point of gross exaggeration is the failings of others in raids, but surprisingly become mute when it is time to own up to their own mistakes. Many of them live in glass houses and cannot take any criticism without becoming an Emozilla and then quickly followed by a Jim Jones. While Decimators are quick to see members removed from the guild, they make atrocious recruiters, and run, not walk, away from the responsibility - even so far as being insulted to even imply bumping your recruitment thread - god forbid they try to help.
The Emozilla - vent was a quiet and peaceful land until Emozilla arose from the deeps. After receiving some criticism or feeling he was ninja'd, the oceans parted and all hell broke loose. The land was destroyed... never to recover. Giving pent up fire and venom to all from years of being a pathetic looser in real life, few survivors are left in the devastating wake of Emozilla. Even the mighty Mothrah, or DFM, falls before the mighty onslaught. Only by quickly engaging in executive order Achilles 82 (immediate Vent Ban + gkick + /ignore) can a GL hope to save as many as possible from the beasts wrath. Emozilla's never apologize, because you deserved their wrath for causing everything wrong that ever happened to them in their life.
The Paper General - is the GL or raid leader who berates everyone, even his own 'friends' which he finds out he doesn't actually have. He's always right. He's never wrong. Everyone else is weak and pathetic. Only he knows the right strat, shut up, you're wrong. Just shut up and do what I say or else. He will crush anyone in his path and sell himself out as a godsend. Unfortunately everything he presents himself as is only as good as the paper it's written on, which is toilet paper. He eventually creates so many enemies that they gang up on him, and publicly burn him at the stake. Like ashes in the wind from burnt used toilet paper, Paper General stinks up the air as he floats away to a new server under a new name, to begin his work all over again, not learning a damned thing.
Edited by Deathpony on 11/24/2010 9:39 AM PST