3 trolls are sitting around a Hookah, in the middle of Barrens, just chillin by one of the newly fertile pools.
Troll 1 says, "Hey mon, da hookah be knockin on me butt. I be flippin' out mon!"
Troll 2 replies, "Chill out mon, you just be doin' dah voodoo shuffle."
Troll 1 "Oh, you be right, mon. I'm cool now. What do you think troll 3 is thinking about now, mon?"
Troll 3 replies, "I tink, I can be a bear, mon."
Troll 1 and 2 reply in unison, "No way, mon, you be flippin' out"
Troll 3 morphs into a bear.
Troll druids were born.
Blizzard, all my contact info is in my Bnet account, get at me with a creative writing job offer, thanks.