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Hey kid. Yeah, you, the short one. C'mere.
Ever consider a career in archaeology?
Yeah, I know Azeroth is at the mercy of constant earthquakes right now, but believe it or not, there are a few positives to the tremors. Previously unknown sites of historical importance have been exposed by the shifting earth. Astoundingly valuable treasures lay waiting to be claimed.
You could throw your lot in with any number of major players in Azeroth's archaeological arena ... the vaunted Explorers' League, the Dark Iron digmasters, several goblin cartels, the Hordeside organization known as Atlas Treasure Salvage, even a few ragtag kobold clans if you stick a candle on your head.
Or you could choose wisely and join the latest contenders in the fray, collectively known as Roseate Relic Recovery.
Employing gnomes and dwarves only, our company strives to make up for its smaller roster with a "strike first" approach. Dwarven archeological aptitude allows for quick discovery of historical hotspots, and proprietary gnomish technology yields rapid excavation and retrieval of the spoils ... most of which are subsequently sold to the highest bidder.
The qualifications for joining are as follows:
1) Be a gnome or a dwarf.
2) Have no compunction about somewhat underhanded business tactics.
3) Not be so prudish as to take offense to crass language and dirty conversation over the buzzbox communication network. This ain't the Cathedral of Light.
If you meet all three of the above criteria, regardless of your archaeological experience, we'll place you in a profitable position befitting your talents. You can contact co-administratrices Cheridy Splitwasher and Mary Jinkwicket for more information.
To peruse our recruitment poster, go here:
To read a list of potentially asked questions, go here:
And to learn more about the saucy scoundrel who is Mary, go here:
Adventure and fortune are at your fingertips, kid. Think it over and get back to us.
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