As we're staring down the barrel of the Summer months, our thoughts turn to the influx of new guests who'll be arriving in two waves - one in about, oh, two weeks, the other the second week of June - and while most of them will be feral self-diagnosed Asperger's cases pounding down shots of their liquified ADD medication with one hand while eating raw, unrefined sugar with the other, there are always one or two who actually showed up to play the game that comes in the pretty box.
They're gonna be pretty lost.
The small number of volunteers who work semi-occasionally on their <Watch> alternates are happy to help these new players figure out why the numbers on their action bar are changing colour, why those pig-men on the hill are so unfriendly, and how to shut off the "general channel", among other things. You know, the essentials.
If this sounds like something you might want to do in-between contributing to the lag in Stormwind's trade district, or digging in the Godforsaken desert for fossil remants in the vain hope of beating up a man for his camel, contact Soulsinger. He can be contacted either via in-game mail, at the corporate e-mail address firstname.lastname@example.org, or via the Guild Finder by selecting all roles and "RP" as an interest.
And as always, any toys you want to pass on to the levels 7 and below are appreciated!
Mostly by them.
- Soulsinger, who's been on an archarology vacation for the past week
and has sand everywhere.
*Offer not valid in the Great Lakes.