My BBQ I am Sellz

90 Human Rogue
18180
WTS BBQ's

http://imgur.com/FYtpL7z (Image of the BBQ for reference)

It is with a heavy heart that I must put this invaluable relic of culinary excellence up for sale, as there is only so much power that one man can wield for so long. Many moons ago, I unwittingly bought this magical forge of nourishment from a sand swept bazaar named 'Barbecues Galore'. The gloriously bearded one-armed merchant warned me of untold rewards, that of which I could never fathom at the time. Since that fateful day, I have achieved flight without the use of propulsion, bedded Scarlett Johanssen on the back of a unicorn, and maintained a 100% strike rate when inserting a USB stick. It is now time for someone else to reap the life changing benefits of this mystical contraption of sustenance.

Specifications:

Two burners, named 'Infernus' and 'Hellfire'.
Cast Iron plate, taken from the suit of arms of Richard the Lionheart.
Cast Iron grill, formerly used on the truck from Mad Max 2 : The Road Warrior.
Steel roasting hood, forged from the melted turret of the Soviet T-50 tank that took Berlin during the second World War.
Runs on the compressed breath of a dragon. Tank not included.
TWO attachable bench tops. These are really just pieces of plastic but they are handy. And there are two of them.

Evidence:

The fat from a pork sausage once spat up and hit my Dad in the head. He can now grow hair again, and it is glorious. Like a Pantene commercial.

A stray piece of lettuce fell onto the grill, and then turned into a white dove. It was delicious.

The aromas emanating from a single snag converted my lifetime vegan sister-in-law to a ravenous carnivore. She was later ejected from the party for biting guests.

Just last week a mate accidentally burnt his arm on the hot plate and his tennis elbow was healed instantly.

A chicken kebab cooked from this barbecue healed Luke Hodge's knee in time for the Grand Final.

Testimonials :

"Two things are infinite: the universe and this barbecue; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert
Einstein

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because the meat is finally better than your dreams.” -
Dr. Seuss

“It's selfish, impatient and a little insecure. It makes mistakes, it's out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle it at it's worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve it at it's best.” -
Marilyn Monroe

I am open to offers. Will consider trades for human souls.

Ignition is a bit sticky, takes a few clicks to fire up. Just like a classic Alfa Romeo.

Pick-up Only.

Phone here for more details: 0401463836
Leave a detailed message if i do not pick up kthx

I make dem with my mad engineering skillz
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90 Undead Mage
16765
You forgot a testimonial;

"You go home with an barby. With Awynia's barby. I would let this whole server text him - all twelve-thousand players - and their mothers too if that's what it took."
- Viserys Targaryen
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90 Human Rogue
18180
This can be added to the list of great things about my barby
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90 Goblin Warrior
14880
Best post I have seen here in quite a while, somebody buy this mans barbeque.

and maintained a 100% strike rate when inserting a USB stick
I'm calling BS right here, everyone knows you have to flip it at least 3 times before it works.
Edited by Bladestorm on 1/2/2014 12:03 PM PST
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90 Human Rogue
18180
I'm calling BS right here, everyone knows you have to flip it at least 3 times before it works.


The BBQ Bestowed me with these powers
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90 Human Rogue
18180
BBQ Is still for sale my frundz
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