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85 Night Elf Death Knight
2175
is ne one else having problems with killing things and not being able 2 loot them or not being able 2 c ne quest info on the right hand side of the screen or seeing ne quest reward stats or when i inspect someone i cant c ne of their items stats either
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no
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85 Undead Warlock
6935
I would be more worried about your grammatical errors. They might one day prevent you from being CEO of a company.
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85 Human Paladin
6640
I would be more worried about your grammatical errors. They might one day prevent you from being CEO of a company.


^ This ^
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85 Night Elf Death Knight
2175
i could care less bout my grammatical errors im gonna b in the army u dnt need grammer there
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i could care less bout my grammatical errors im gonna b in the army u dnt need grammer there


Oh hell, which army? I hope you aren't going to defend MY borders.


Fladann pulls up to an outpost in his Humvee, he hands the guard a note he wrote moments earlier, because he had been injured and couldn't talk.

"were the enemy"

Immidiately the guard sounds the alarm and starts chasing down Fladann's Humvee unloading several rounds into its back.

"Dang it I knew I should have learned to use correct grammar, I meant to say, "Where is the enemy?"
Edited by Requinix on 12/1/2010 4:01 PM PST
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i could care less bout my grammatical errors im gonna b in the army u dnt need grammer there


a moron in the army is still a moron
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i could care less bout my grammatical errors im gonna b in the army u dnt need grammer there


a moron in the army is still a moron


I didn't catch it until I reread when you quoted him... but "I could care less bout my grammatical errors" has got to be the most /facepalm statement in the English language.

It's "I couldn't care less." FFS
Edited by Requinix on 12/1/2010 4:38 PM PST
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85 Undead Warlock
6935
i could care less bout my grammatical errors im gonna b in the army u dnt need grammer there


Just for fun, let's assume this is a well thought out and effectively clandestine attempt to troll and not the drivel of yet another fine example of today's education system...

If your life's dream is to go play in the sand and either become a bullet-sponge or learn to temporarily fly via an IED (improvised explosive device) aka roadside bomb, then more power to ya brother, just try to do it solo.

As a Sergeant of Marines, I would have LOVED (loved, loved, loved) to see some piddily-ass Private try to pass me a note, send me an email, or write up a report using "Internet Short-hand".

Sgt,
Sum officer guy came 2 c u, u r 2 call him bk, k? If ne 1 nedz 2 reach me, I went 2 lunch, bbl.

Pvt. Numbnuts
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As a Sergeant of Marines, I would have LOVED (loved, loved, loved) to see some piddily-ass Private try to pass me a note, send me an email, or write up a report using "Internet Short-hand".


He would have been cleaning the Stache, one whisker at a time.
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90 Orc Hunter
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Fladann pulls up to an outpost in his Humvee, he hands the guard a note he wrote moments earlier, because he had been injured and couldn't talk.

"were the enemy"

Immidiately the guard sounds the alarm and starts chasing down Fladann's Humvee unloading several rounds into its back.

"Dang it I knew I should have learned to use correct grammar, I meant to say, "Where is the enemy?"


I lol'd.

:P
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85 Draenei Priest
12880
It's a well-known and documented fact that current Geneva Convention protocols and the basic tenets of human decency require enemy soldiers to drive up to guard posts and hand in notes expressing their allegiance and, if necessary, their intents on visiting the enemy base. Some nations provide helpful checklist forms via air drop.


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WE ARE THE ENEMY.

We have arrived at your -

military base __
scientific research station __
expatriate hotel __
foreign correspondent's bar __
torture lab __
underground fight club full of disillusioned war heroes __

- in order to -

(check all that apply)
wreak havoc __
self-destructively explode __
fire guns into the air threateningly __
kill a visiting USO celebrity __
free our brothers-in-arms __
hear the lamentations of the women __

- and we appreciate your cooperation in this matter.

Name ____________
Rank/Title/Nickname ______________
Nation of Origin (please use UN abbreviation) ___
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85 Human Paladin
6640
It's worth noting that with Skry, Req, Fiz, and myself all posting, this is EPIC. EPIC!
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>.>
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85 Night Elf Death Knight
2175
i could care less bout my grammatical errors im gonna b in the army u dnt need grammer there


Oh hell, which army? I hope you aren't going to defend MY borders.


Fladann pulls up to an outpost in his Humvee, he hands the guard a note he wrote moments earlier, because he had been injured and couldn't talk.

"were the enemy"

Immidiately the guard sounds the alarm and starts chasing down Fladann's Humvee unloading several rounds into its back.

"Dang it I knew I should have learned to use correct grammar, I meant to say, "Where is the enemy?"


first off i dnt really write like this in real life only on the web its just easier and faster for me if i was 2 write a letter i would use correct grammar im not a complete and total idiot i do know when 2 use proper grammar
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first off i dnt really write like this in real life


I didn't realize we were all a figment of your imagination.


only on the web its just easier and faster for me if i was 2 write a letter i would use correct grammar


Obviously, in my clever illustration time is of the essense, if you can't use proper grammar quickly, you will die. Clearly. Unless of course you happen to have one of the Geneva checklists on hand, it may save your life.


im not a complete and total idiot


False

i do know when 2 use proper grammar


Proof
Edited by Requinix on 12/2/2010 1:44 PM PST
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45 Undead Mage
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first off i dnt really write like this in real life only on the web its just easier and faster for me if i was 2 write a letter i would use correct grammar im not a complete and total idiot i do know when 2 use proper grammar


I c wa u mean, wif a bzy rush rush RL, typin lik dis cn save me a few secs. I cn use dis tym 2 maybe blink or breathe n stuff. Thx 4 teh infoz, will u b my BFF? kthx ^_^

if you can't use porper grammar quickly, you will die.


*proper L2Spell dammit! :P
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My grammar and spelling are fine, but I think my dyslexia is coming out like Raintrees.
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85 Night Elf Death Knight
2175
do you guys have nothing better to do with your time then pick on me because of how i type thats pretty sad u guys take time out of your day to pick on me for something so small go out make friends get a life
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85 Undead Warlock
6935
do you guys have nothing better to do with your time then pick on me because of how i type thats pretty sad u guys take time out of your day to pick on me for something so small go out make friends get a life


No, not really. Once I'm done with classes by 1pm I get pretty bored. But don't worry, it's nothing personal. We'd take time out of our day to pick on just about anyone regardless of age, sex, sexual orientation, religion, weight, height, grammar level, favorite color, shoe size, amount of body hair, geographical location, and/or genitalia size. We are non-discriminatory trolls, though any of the aforementioned subjects may be used against you. :D
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