"After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations." - H.L. Mencken, on Shakespeare

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." - Ambrose Bierce

"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first." - David H. Comins

"Write a wise saying and your name will live forever." - Anonymous