Topic Warlock for Hire!
Velgarr (with 2 r's) has given me just enough E's for this post.
Anyway! Due to the continuing snub from HSF and not letting me into their cool-kids' channel, I've decided that increasing their popularity and social standing by mocking their guild name with my own shall end.
That being said.
For the right price, YOU can have Velgar join YOUR guild!
Think of the prestige! Think of how cool everyone will think you are! Think of how the babes will flock to you as you can honestly say you associate with Maelstrom's Most Beloved Person™!
The way this works is YOU pay me gold, and I join your guild. I will remain in your guild until A) You kick me out B) I can no longer stand you and your mouth-breathing friends C) Someone offers me MORE gold to join their guild or D) I keep logging in and nobody is online, so I get bored.
I'm currently taking bids!