[April Fools] Warlords of Draenor - 6.0 Patch Note Preview

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90 Human Paladin
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/giggle, too funny. Walkmasters...oh boy.
OMG U GUYZ SHUD GET BACK 2 WRK N STUF!

Also, feed Crithto, he's been wandering the forums again.
Edited by Jakjak on 4/1/2014 2:01 PM PDT
90 Tauren Paladin
9270
Putting the Black Market Auction House in the middle of the Gurubashi Arena?

Whoa, take a nap there Satan.
90 Undead Warlock
9945
the charge changes though man i must have posted half of these to my fb wall this was too good thanks blizzard
90 Tauren Warrior
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OMG!!! This has to be one of funniest things i've seen in a loooooong time!! expecially the warriors section! and that bit about "gnomes should probably not be death knights" LMAO!!!! I was laughing so hard at this my dogs were barking at me cause they thought something was wrong! lol Great job!
90 Human Paladin
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seasonal effects to the game (other than the holiday events) would be pretty cool tho. no but seriously tho, the difference between night and day in the game is stupid, night really should be darker i'm not even kidding. And i got one idea to stop the !@#$%ing/make this crazy when it comes to nerfing. every weekend there should be voting on what content should be nerfed and how by the community instead of devs doing it.
90 Worgen Warrior
10635
+1 interwebs
90 Human Rogue
12255
Ah, a welcome return to form for the Blizzard April Fools jokes!
90 Blood Elf Warlock
8045
Ha ha funny joke, no?
90 Undead Priest
11425
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Time Warp now requires just a jump to the left.


LOL!!! Should come with some newspaper, squirt guns, and toilet paper as well.
Edited by Wicari on 4/1/2014 11:10 AM PDT
85 Tauren Druid
9035
Couldn't stop giggling.

Gotta love the Dr. WHO reference.
Using the Mage spell Blink will now attract the attention of creepy angel statues. Don’t “Blink.”


And don't you know Free Range just means less meat for a higher price!
Druids in Moonkin Form are now 50% more delicious. As always, we recommend Free Range Moonkin whenever available.
1 Undead Warrior
0
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Using the Mage spell Blink will now attract the attention of creepy angel statues. Don’t “Blink.”


04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Chakra, when the walls fell.


04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Despite concerns over workers’ rights violations due to unreasonable weather conditions, Arthas has stated that people should let it go, and that he will indeed remain the final boss of Icecrown Citadel. The cold never bothered him anyway.


Yay for some of my other favorite fandoms.

04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Walkmasters provide a guided tour of the world, giving out small bits of trivia for the area you’re in as they walk alongside you to your destination. If they walk slower than you’d like, just use your Homerock.


Can this actually happen? Not replacing the flightmasters, of course, but as a separate thing for lore-junkies.
90 Blood Elf Rogue
7970
•Crabs have been removed from the game... because if I see another one I’m just going to totally lose it. *sobbing* I’m sorry, I just can’t right now... I just... OK just give me a minute, I’ll be OK.

OMG WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION IT???

BRING BACK CRABBY!!!!
/sobs

But awesome read. And

Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.
90 Blood Elf Hunter
12820
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
For safety, all Hunters must now wear bright orange vests at all times.


Please add camo legs, and noise cancelling earmuffs for us as well, we would very much appreciate that.
90 Pandaren Monk
6945
Blizz please cancel WoD and reallocate all resources to creating a full blizzard CGI recreation of Arthas dancing around creating Icecrown Citadel, singing and shooting joyful ice magic from Frostmourne! It would take MMO's to the next level!!
90 Orc Shaman
10470
You can never play it the same way twice.
90 Human Paladin
6160
LMAO! April Fools to you too BLIZZ! hahahaha
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