[April Fools] Warlords of Draenor - 6.0 Patch Note Preview

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100 Troll Hunter
7600
04/01/2014 08:40 AMPosted by Nyres
Seriously can we stop with this april fools stuff we have the outcasts game, the dreanei female now this why do you guys have to go overboard with all these jokes rather than actually work on the game?


Because its fun :)
90 Worgen Hunter
18425
04/01/2014 08:40 AMPosted by Nyres
Seriously can we stop with this april fools stuff we have the outcasts game, the dreanei female now this why do you guys have to go overboard with all these jokes rather than actually work on the game?


Well, last year the complain was that they didn't really do anything.

Poor Blizz just can't win.
100 Human Warlock
17475
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Warlock
All spells and abilities have been significantly revamped. Again. You’ll figure it out.
Warlocks are now overpowered. This will be addressed in a future expansion.
Riding Felsteeds single file into battle will no longer hide Warlock numbers.


And here I thought this post was a joke, and then this.... damn it all.....
90 Dwarf Shaman
5685
For safety, all Hunters must now wear bright orange vests at all times.

NICE!
90 Tauren Druid
11590
don't know what to say to somebody who is playing a video game but somehow manages to hate fun. That's like being allergic to chocolate and pounding down a bag of M&Ms for breakfast every day.

ROFLMAO!

thanks Gimball for this.

I logged in just to say ty!

BTW....and i hate typing
Edited by Agedbeef on 4/1/2014 9:33 AM PDT
100 Blood Elf Paladin
16345
There is so much to love in this post that I don't even know where to begin. Time well wasted at work.
100 Orc Warrior
15515
I love Blizzard, I swear.
100 Draenei Paladin
16705
04/01/2014 08:32 AMPosted by Felwaffles
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
All ducks can now drop items.


DUCKS DON'T EXIST!


That needs to change. I demand loot dropping ducks!!
Spoilers!

People who make the game:


  • Developers: YES!
  • Community managers: NO!
100 Tauren Druid
19645
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
PvP
Players who attempt to create a character on a PvP realm will first be directed to read a thread about the Censer of Eternal Agony on the forums.
The Black Market Auction House has been moved to the floor of the Gurubashi Arena.
We’ve reverted recent changes in Alterac Valley, as we’ve discovered the Horde were sometimes able to win.
Increased the number of Battleground maps able to be downvoted to 14 (up from 2).
Trial of the Gladiator is being reworked, and will instead offer players the chance to judge last season’s Gladiators for their crimes against humanity.
Upon being killed in PvP, you’ll now be presented with an interface allowing you to directly contact the developer responsible for this crap.
Due to PvE gear being so much better in world PvP, we're now offering all PvE content to those who only purchased the PvP version of the game.


Zing, haha, take that pvp whiners.
100 Undead Warrior
17745
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Warriors have been nerfed because reasons.


god damnit. not again!!!
90 Tauren Druid
11590
04/01/2014 09:35 AMPosted by Angryduck
That needs to change. I demand loot dropping ducks!!


Yes! and a duck hunting dog/s and a brand new 12 gauge!
100 Troll Hunter
9660
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Chatting while in Cat Form will now be presented with poor spelling, in all caps, using the Impact font.


CAT DRIUD IS 4 FITE
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
  • In addition to a Proving Grounds medal of Silver or better being required to queue for Warlords of Draenor Heroic dungeons, a medal of Gold or better is now required to post in the forums.

  • Please buff the forum requirement to Platinum, Diamond, or Masters.

    The higher, the better!

    =]
    90 Pandaren Warrior
    10580

    Classes
    Death Knight
    • Brittle Bones now has a 50% chance to turn the target into a purple-wearing supervillain.


    Best reference of them all, that one was awesome.


    Priest
    • New Spell: Holy Diver. Sends the caster down too long in the Midnight Sea.


    This one definitely gets second place! Overall this was a pretty well done job from everyone involved!
    Edited by Lunasea on 4/1/2014 9:44 AM PDT
    94 Human Death Knight
    7855
    04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
    Mage Armor has a new icon.


    Died here.
    90 Human Monk
    9140

    PvP
  • Upon being killed in PvP, you’ll now be presented with an interface allowing you to directly contact the developer responsible for this crap.


  • You rule >.<

    Best April 1 page I've read all day, genuine smiles here!
    100 Tauren Druid
    13035
    Lol I love the Calvin and Hobbes references.
    90 Draenei Paladin
    11430
    "New ability: Heroic Sit. All that mobility makes Warriors tired. Using Charge more than once in a 10-minute period now applies the “I’m tiiiiiired” debuff, which can be removed by employing Heroic Sit. Heroic Sit roots the Warrior in place, puts on the ballgame, and gives the Warrior an ice-cold giggle juice." LOL can't stop laughing at that. Freaking hilarious
    100 Night Elf Druid
    15510
    It's hard to pick a favorite, but if I had to choose...

    04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
    Rockbiter Totem now transforms the Shaman into a large stone elemental that cannot save their friends, despite having such big, strong hands.


    Never thought I'd see a Neverending Story reference here. :D

    04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
    A new option “Twitch to Move” has been added, allowing movement and actions to be controlled by people watching you on Twitch.tv.


    Yeeeeesssss.....
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