[April Fools] Warlords of Draenor - 6.0 Patch Note Preview


100 Blood Elf Warlock
Pet Battles
  • Pet Pet Garrison
  • Why should your pet get to have all the fun? Introducing the Pet Pet Garrison! A miniature version of your pet’s Pet Garrison within your pet’s Pet Garrison, run by your Battle Pet’s Battle Pets.

Yo dawg, I heard you like pet garrisons, so we put a pet garrison in your pet garrison so you can pet garrison while you pet garrison.
Edited by Falanoria on 4/1/2014 10:08 AM PDT
65 Human Warrior
I lost it with Charge lol.
100 Orc Warrior
Omg, I'm dying.

04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Transmogrification rules are being relaxed, and you can now transmog trinkets, rings, and neck items

Honestly, I would spend gold to do this. I actually really miss Solace of the Fallen and I never did get to use my Deathbringer's Will when it was relevant. Also that Starshine Signet.

04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
To encourage exploration of the world all Flightmasters are now Walkmasters.
Walkmasters provide a guided tour of the world, giving out small bits of trivia for the area you’re in as they walk alongside you to your destination. If they walk slower than you’d like, just use your Homerock.

I feel like, while a joke, this could actually be pretty interesting to have a whistle or something to summon a guide that follows you around and comments on where you are... kinda like showing Li Li around.

04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Daytime in the world of Azeroth is now 50% brighter, and comparatively nighttime will now appear darker.

It hurts so good.
92 Troll Warlock

100 Tauren Shaman
adding a date to myself..i wonder how many kids got the calvin and hobbes reference. nice post.
90 Goblin Warlock
Not really jokes...but during Icecrown Heroic progression (particularly Lich King) we had 4-5 Warlocks on the raid team...and I'm still guilded with 3 of them. We always used to make bad or off-color warlock comments for IRL situation. Usually they were stupid ones...

"So-and-so is out sick."
Warlock -"Pop a healthstone."

"Brb, wife aggro."
W - "Soulshatter bro.'
"Can't. She's really pissed."
W2 - "Banish demon."
5 minutes later
"Brb, wife aggro again."
W - "Wife fear has no diminishing returns."
W2 - "Can ______ get a fear ward?"
W3 - "_______ needs to stop face tanking."
W4 - "_______'s wife casts drain life."
Mage - "Just pop invis."
Pally - "Bubble hearth dude."

W - "Brb guys. Baby casting Howl of Terror."
W2 - "Dismiss. Summon new demon."

One night after raid:
W - "No alts for me tonight. Wifey cast Seduction."
W2 - "Did you just call your wife a succubus."
W - "Yeah...and she saw it. She asked what I'm laughing about."
W3 - "Backlash inc."

And more recently:

"Sorry I'm late guys. Girlfriend was tripping out on the phone tonight."
Warrior - "Bleed?"
Warlock - "Good thing there's a 1-month CD on Blood Horror."

...there are a bunch more...most not very funny at all. If I remember any other good ones I'll post them up.
Blizzard. STAHP. I can't breathe, too many laughs!!
87 Night Elf Death Knight
Some of these are most likely April Fools jokes, (if not all of it.)
100 Human Warrior
I absolutely enjoyed the Warrior fixes. XD
100 Blood Elf Priest
Well played.
Bashiok I love you so much thank you <3 <3

This is one of the funniest ones ever, I think, really made my day.
100 Human Paladin
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
As part of our efforts to present players with smaller and more easily digestible numbers (the so-called “Stat Squish”), World of Warcraft has been converted to use a base-20 (vigesimal) number system. As a result, all stats have been decreased by 2BA0E%.

That would be 412024%. lol
100 Worgen Druid
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Rockbiter Totem now transforms the Shaman into a large stone elemental that cannot save their friends, despite having such big, strong hands.

Neverending Story ftw

Well... Technically that was the 2nd one which pretty much sucked but the first one was awesome.
Edited by Dìsmay on 4/1/2014 10:23 AM PDT
100 Undead Rogue
04/01/2014 08:29 AMPosted by Bashiok
Threat of Thassarian tooltip changed to explain who the hell Thassarian is.

I lost it, at work.
100 Human Rogue
These are easily the best patch notes I've ever seen in my life! So many amazing references, both to obscure culture and wow history. I tried to come up with some favorites to quote, but it would be easier to just highlight the ones I didn't get.

Probably spent an hour laughing my !@# off. Thanks so much!
100 Dwarf Hunter
So much win.

On a side note... WHERE IS CRABBY!!!!!!!
100 Draenei Hunter
Oh blizz.. I'm crying from laughing nonstop..
100 Blood Elf Mage
To make playing a Mage more enjoyable, players who use the words “tray,” “food,” “drink,” “table,” “snack,” “mage,” or “pls” in Raid, Party, Battleground, Say, Yell, General, or Trade channels within a Mage’s hearing are killed instantly.

This should be implemented, post haste fools joke or no i need this
92 Draenei Mage
Best April Fool's Day ever.
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