Ruins of Vashj'ir: Per and Pigi's lovestory.

85 Goblin Shaman
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http://flic.kr/p/8ZYm8Z

summed up in one screenshot.

<3 silly little stuntie. you, me, Uldum later?

EDIT: linkie wasn't working. we're just that awesome.
Edited by Peredhel on 12/11/2010 1:19 AM PST
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85 Goblin Shaman
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this means we're gonna do it like an Egyptian too, right?
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85 Goblin Shaman
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12/11/2010 1:22 AMPosted by Pigironpete
Besides, who you calling stunty now, gobbo?


hey, at least now you can reach.
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85 Undead Warlock
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/facepalm
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85 Human Priest
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<hurks!>
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85 Troll Shaman
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Well, I totally feel cheated on.
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85 Human Warlock
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12/11/2010 1:32 AMPosted by Philomene
<hurks!>
Mind if I join in? A GOBLIN Pigi! D:
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85 Human Priest
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On thick, cream-colored parchment:

Dear Adrianu,

I have received your request for admission into the ICBPStGS (I Can't Believe Per Stooped to Goblindom Society) and am happy to report that I have an opening for the position of publicist. If you wish to accept, please respond forthwith so that I may update the flyers which I will be nailing up in Dalaran, Ramkahen, and other outposts throughout Azeroth.

Sincerely,
P. Asteris
High Priestess of the ICBPStGS
Edited by Philomene on 12/11/2010 10:39 AM PST
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85 Human Warlock
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On skin-colored. leathery paper, written with the blood and souls of the innocents and squirrels.

Dear Philomene,

It would be a pleasure for me to help denounce the crime -nay, the raw evil- of the goblinisation that recently hit our favorite troll and will gladly take that publicist post. Do however take note that my responsibilities goes first to the ABWA (Angry and Bitter Warlock Association) and that I will therefore only be able to fill said post if it does not interfere with my role of president.

Regards,
Adrianu
President and founder of the ABWA
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85 Human Priest
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Adrianu's response, attached to a bulky package:

To My Dearest Publicist, Adrianu:

Enclosed you will find the uniform of the ICBPStGS: A magenta silk gown which you will find is perfectly set off by the also-lovely high society top hat. I have also sent on copies of our first official statement, a treatise lambasting all things tiny, green, big-nosed, and smelly. Unfortunately I had to add some wording denouncing all dwarves who stoop to fooling around with such personages, but I'm sure you can see your way to amending my harsh language, or possibly changing the mind of any dirty dwarves you meet who might fit that description.

Yours,
P. Asteris


Another neatly-penned letter, this time addressed to a certain goblin:

To the So-Called Attorney of Fabulous:

It has come to my attention that your title is incorrect. Your title should be 'attorney of drabulous', because everyone know goblins retain little to no fashion sense due to them being unable to see past their inexplicably large noses. Another title you could likely claim is 'master booger miner' if this is preferable.

But that is not the point of this letter. The point is to inform you that we are organizing against you (we being the ICBPStGS) and will soon possess the power to make you pay for your crimes, the largest of which being the mere insult of your existence.

Best Regards,
P. Asteris

Post Script - I'm always covered in ink, being a scribe. But the bleach was unforgivable. You have ruined my lavender frock coat and I expect full recompense in the form of your seeing the light (little priestess humor there) and reverting to your full trollish glory. I will also accept fingerless lace gloves, or possibly cucumber sandwiches.
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85 Troll Shaman
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12/11/2010 3:09 PMPosted by Philomene
due to them being unable to see past their inexplicably large noses


It is apparent that you've never really looked at a male troll.
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85 Human Priest
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12/11/2010 3:37 PMPosted by Kahna
It is apparent that you've never really looked at a male troll.


I maintain that they have tusks to balance that out. They're also bigger than I am. So I'm loathe to mess with that.
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85 Human Warlock
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Also, do take notice that trolls are just generally huge: huge nose, huge tusks, huge hands, huge toes, huge p- well, you know, generally huge. Goblins are all small, maybe 30 pounds for the heaviest of them, and 90% of that weight is the ugly mass that they call nose in the middle of their face.
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85 Goblin Shaman
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Written in glittering black ink on robin's egg blue stationary:

Dear Philomene,

What power is this, if I may be so bold? Do you intend to shower me with clashing fabrics and those awful styles from the 80's? If so, I assure you that those efforts would only be rewarded in a bonfire event and s'mores for those who aren't so inclined to not just ponder the existence of my nose.

Consider this a dismissal of your silly organization and its so-called "power". There is no power in floral patterns, remember.

I am pleased to inform you that my title is, of current, Attorney of Fabulous and Squanderer of Petty and Obtrusively Ridiculous Kibitzers (S.P.O.R.K.).

The bleach did that frock coat good. You looked like a g%@%# in it.

Your obediently fabulous servant,

P.R.

Attorney of Fabulous, S.P.O.R.K.
Nightsong Militia
Wyvern's Tail, Orgrimmar, Kalimdor
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85 Night Elf Rogue
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Oh snap! Girlfriend did not just diss your coat.


...


Shouting at Peredhel on the forums made me miss him. :(
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85 Troll Hunter
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Oh snap! Girlfriend did not just diss your coat.


...


Shouting at Peredhel on the forums made me miss him. :(


I miss Per too. But he's gonna be coming to visit me and Husband again soon which means shenanigans, and jazz hands. \:D/

And probably Del Taco. Double \:D/
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