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If you were an NPC, what daily quest would players perform for you?
Name the quest, write a short description and detail the quest objectives!
Remover of Hunger
Retrieve a case of Vernors, then order and deliver the pizza that The Remover has requested.
Remover Special Pizza 0/1
I don't know who you are or why you are talking to me but perhaps you could be of use to me for a bit of coin?
I've been stalking my latest target for days. I've completely forgotten to eat, and every now and again I'm distracted by the gurgles and pain, causing me to lose sight of my prey!
I need you to retrieve for me a large pizza, with hot peppers, grilled chicken and feta cheese. Oh, and a case of room temperature Vernors. But make sure the pizza is not room temperature, it must be HOT. Should you bring me a room temperature pizza and HOT Vernors... well, let's just say you don't want to find out what would happen then!
I would make this a quest on my Druid Worg -
Worgen VS Forsaken
Kill 180 Forsaken Intruders
I need help. I want you to help fight the Forsaken that are attacking Gilneas City...
Use the cannon and please take out as many as you can!
I would make this a quest on my Night Elf Rogue -
Kill 20 Level 80+ Horde Players that are also Rogues
Kill these evil horde that are sticking in the battlegrounds... You should kill the rogues because they seem to be very very very hard to spot in BG's...
You're Gonna Have to Toss Me
(the npc would be standing in the vicinity of where Theremover NPC is.)
Successfully toss and catch Kangamangus as she retrieves her removed gear from the trees. (the combination of which gear has been removed is random, as well as the trees it appears in.)
Un-Removed gear: 0/5
Help! That mean Forsaken rogue Removed all my gear and threw it into the trees! See?? LOOK AT HIM! HE'S LAUGHING AT ME AS I TRY TO REACH IT! *jumping animations* You're gonna have to toss me...
Help Kangamangus "retrieve" five pieces of removed gear.
After the quest is complete, she will /yell "I'M GONNA REMOVE YOUR FACE!" and she charges toward Theremover. He /laughs and vanishes right before she reaches him. She then /yells "ONE OF THESE DAYS.... POW... RIGHT IN THE KISSER!" NPC's reset.
I give out several quests, just like all those professions dailies.
Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Trade Chat
Help Grdmoftarkn link Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker in Trade chat
0/5 Thunderfurys linked
Hello weary city dweller <name>, I have been busy lately and cannot find time to link Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker enough times in trade chat. If you can please inform the rest of the people in the city of the existence and magical properties of the legendary blade, that would be wonderful. Just don't run into the trade chat cap.
Get my #!!@! a B-rez, #!!@!es love B-rezzes
Help Grdmoftarkn's wife get a B-rez
0/1 Lyhrinae B-Rezzed
Help! My wife was just killed in the middle of a raid, please assist the baddie healers, give her a b-rez. I don't know what I would do without her owl form.
I accidentally the whole Raid
Yell at people who don't understand the ridiculous things Grdmoftarkn says
0/5 people yelled at
So, I was at the Naxx 40, and one of the dps the whole time. I was like, and then I, the 4 horsemen all over the room. Then, I a healer accidentally the whole Professor Putricide, the whole Professor Putricide, let alone the Rotface. After that, I the Hello Kitty, which is actually really fun, since it the whole Kezan. It made me, oh, good times.
What, you didn't my whole previous statement, well then, I think you should at the whole rest of the people.
Mine would have to be something close to this.
Green With Envy
*Whispers* Hello there <name>, how about you come over here so we can talk.
That dirty SoB Plecto keeps getting delicious Ginger Pancakes from his mom because she loves him. I'm jealous and want to be love... err to eat Ginger Pancakes. So what i need you to do is kill Plecto and his mom (who im sure is a wonderful lady), and bring me the Ginger Pancakes. Do this and you will be greatly rewarded.
0/1 Plecto Slain
0/1 Plecto's Mom (who i'm sure is a wonderful lady) Slain
0/1 Ginger Pancakes
When completed it would reward 1 stack of 20 [Ginger Pancakes] which would heal the person eating them to full and give them a buff called Condensed Love which doubles all stats.
don't make fun of walmart, they have good sales.
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