What is triage?!

85 Night Elf Druid
Blizzy, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more…

Blizzy don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.

What is triage?!

Don’t hurt me… don’t hurt me…

I lived in a time,
When the thing to do,
Was spam rejuve all over you.

I had no skill,
I had no life,
I just face rolled to purples,
Night after night

What is triage?! Blizzy don’t nerf me, don’t buff me, no more

Now we’re back,
In Azeroth,
Now my spells,
Have higher costs.

I have to learn,
How to triage you,
I can’t spam rejuve,
My gear is blue.

What is triage?! Blizzy don’t oom me, don’t oom me, no more.

I’ve played for 4 years,
Tried tested and true,
This new style of healing,
Will test you too.

True healers prevail,
Teamwork is back in the air,
If you can’t adapt,
A new role you must prepare.

What is triage?! Blizzy don’t buff me, don’t buff me, at all.

What is triage?! Blizzy don’t nerf me, don’t nerf me, no more.

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90 Orc Shaman
Thanks, now I got that song stuck in my head lmao.
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85 Blood Elf Priest
This made me lol, seriously funny, thx!
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90 Night Elf Priest
Sound similar to what I hear in /trade.

I need a healer!
I'm holding out for a healer to do a run tonight!
They've got to be geared.
And they've got to be fast.
And they've got to already know the fights!

I need a healer!...
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