In order to understand our selves, we must first understand Yogzula's d1ck. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Yogzula's d1ck. Remarkably Yogzula's d1ck is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that Yogzula's d1ck is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. It still has the power to shock the over 50, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Yogzula's d1ck* and its numerous 'industries'.
Society is a human product. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' , he failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Yogzula's d1ck is quite good.
Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It breaks the mould, shattering man's misunderstanding of man.
Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Yogzula's d1ck. We will begin by looking at the Greek-Roman model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Posturing as concerned patriarchs, many politicians guide the electorate herd to the inevitable cattle shed of 'equal opportunity.'
We cannot talk of Yogzula's d1ck and politics without remembering the words of the uncompromising Maximilian Tuigamala 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?'  This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Yogzula's d1ck. It speaks volumes. History tells us that Yogzula's d1ck will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
While Yogzula's d1ck may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
To conclude, Yogzula's d1ck deserves all of the attention it gets. It questions, it stimulates and is a joy to behold.
I will leave the last word to the famous Blueseph Mexicano: 'I wouldn't be where I am today without Yogzula's d1ck.' 
 Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing
 Tuigamala - Captain Sir - 1844 Inevitable Publishing
 Everything you always wanted to know about Yogzula's d1ck, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing
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