I'll start by introducing myself...
I'm Popthangtik, a Primarily Enhancement Shaman, offspecced as resto strictly for PvE. I have extensive experience in every aspect and timeframe of this game, I first began this game back in the early vanilla days as a young teenager and have raiding experience in each expansion of the game as a fury warrior, a prot warrior, a rogue, a hunter, an elemental shaman and resto shaman. I used to PvP in Vanilla and BC as a fury warrior but the implementation of arenas and resilience turned me away from it, for a while.
I am an extremely skilled player, I find any boss fight - hardmode or not - simply trivial at first and a joke afterwards as I have great reflexes, attention, persistence and memory. I don't know what I can say about my skills in PvP currently (especially as a new class) but I'm confident that I will have picked it up not long after I hit 85. Also... I am a very active player.
What I'm looking for in a guild...
I'm looking for a guild that is established on solid ground, no drama-queens or overly-sensitive people as I don't watch what I say (I keep a thick skin and a light heart). I want this guild to - whether the whole guild is based on it, or a large enough group of members within it - be running rated bgs often (I will be focusing on PvP mostly). I also want this guild to partake in PvE with a casual mindset, I DO NOT want a solid raiding schedule (tried the set-in-stone schedule thing and it just makes this game feel more like a job) but rather has members that communicate and figure out raiding times each week or every other week or whatever or maybe even has to pug a couple people to get in some bosses before a reset, I thank the new raid lock-out system for making this possible :)
Edit: Joining a guild that does have a solid raiding schedule would work too, I'd just not count me as a raider and rather a member who raids when the main raider doesn't need to go or as a sub or with alt runs. I think I'll stop editing this cause I'm thinkin about it too much :O
I want a social guild, no exclusive cliques, no members that will take a pugger before a member because his gear allows the run to go a little bit faster. I want a very active guild, with many members online at nearly any given day-time.
What I offer this guild...
I offer my skill as a player, I can guarantee that my performance will not disappoint (I stay up-to-date on changes and theorycraft often). I offer good personality, another person to fill your roster for planned events (or even start events myself like raids on SW) and lots of activity if the guild is active as well. I play this game for fun (not because I don't know what to do with my life other than grief new players with my awesome epixx and adopt personality disorders) and spread the love and share things (including time) rather than hate. I consider all constructive criticism with a positive attitude because I always want to become a better player.
Edit: Oh ya, I consider myself extremely skilled and all that, but I don't mean to seem like an elitist jerk. I hate them. I am an elitist without the jerk showoff mindset.
I'm not sure what else a guild might want from a player, but I'll offer you any of that too anyways.
SOOOOOOOO I hope I didn't come of as too to-the-point-no-personality (despite me stating that I'm not) but I'm considering this my application, I'll do no more than copy and paste this on your forums if you for some reason absolutely require me to do so.
P.S. Yeah I have vent and the addons I need and yadda yadda (insert generic answer to expected and lame application question here). Professions are trivial crap we can take care of later when I'm 85 if the guild even cares lol.
Edit: MERRY CHRISTMAS!