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Ephie needs a murderer!
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Edited by Ephie on 12/26/10 6:47 AM (PST)
Giant Squids,
Have you ever wanted to stab someone in the face while thousands of fans sing your praises? Perhaps you occasionally find yourself daydreaming about using frostbolt to fly an orc like a kite? Does getting life-gripped repeatedly into uncomfortable situations make you happy? If so you should totally be my contract killer and/or murderer in the arenas. All you have to do is try to murder other people for the enjoyment of our spectators. I'd be happy to heal anything from 2's to rated BG's. I just want the weekly allotment of lolpoints. The only requirement I have in a partner is that she or he not be one of those creepy homophobic train stalkers that mumbles at me while I'm commuting. So if you are in the habit of being outstandingly skeezy please stay away from me because I have ilvl 333 mace. World Peace and Puppies, --Eph |
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Dear Ephie,
Join with me. We will become one. Like mecha-shiva. And if you don't come Alliance side, I shall be forced to unleash my gnomish murder machine in your pants. So, you choose. Mecha-shiva or GMM. Choose wisely. Love, Gell |
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Giant Squids, But I am alliance, it's unfortunate that due to a bureaucratic mix-up I have been declared legally dead. I suspect this was the culmination of some nefarious inheritance plot gone horribly wrong. Also, I've seen curtain of frost do some crazy stuff to people in AV and Twin Peaks, I really want to roll a mage just so I can abuse that spell. I also wish they had given mages flame wreath. That would be so cool. World Peace and Puppies, --Eph |
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Dearest Ephie,
I was also hoping for Flame Wreath. It'd be like Ring of Frost now, but instead of freezing, it'd blow up your raid! So.. you're not going to be joining me in killing Horde, then? I am disappoint. Still a little love, Gell |
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Giant Squids, Healing is pretty easy now so having the whole WSG team stop for a little bit wouldn't be a big problem. But mostly I want to hear people QQ about flame wreath some more on vent. I miss those days so much! I think I'm going to use life-grip on that fight sometime to deliberately cause a wipe. Speaking of which, it would be cool if mages had a "teleport other" spell, or maybe a spell that blinked your enemy target. You could have your target selected and press the keybind to have a small AOE recitile show up and choose where you want your melee to suddenly appear. Like off of the side of the lumber mill. By the way, if you're so dissapoint with me that means only one thing: I love you more than you love me! : P <3<3<3<3<3 I'm trying to farm a piece of honor gear every day, I'm at like 2300 resilience now and I should be at 2.7k tomorrow or the day after. I'll be back in Stormwind when I'm around 3k, and I might be able to go shadow : 3 See you then Gellfoot, and if you want I can mind control people and you can blow them up. World Peace and Puppies, --Eph |
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Dearest F,
I, too, miss the days of shouting vehemently at the fiery donut of raid wipe-age. I think, with all the gear and levels, if all you did was Life-grip, you'd still be unable to wipe a raid with that anymore. I think the Blink Other idea sounds awesome. Just imagine all the completely unfair things I could do to people. Blink off a cliff. Blink into a river. Blink into a boss. Blink into the fire. You could endlessly cause wipe after wipe. The potential is astounding. I always knew you loved me. Stormwind, may not be the best place, what with everyone playing there since it's really the Cata Alliance city now. But if you want to move back in, let me know. I'll be happy to blow up some particular Alliance when they foolishly come to evict you. And when they're gone... get naked, because I'm killing you again! Additionally, I want that screen shot so hard! Still your's, Gell |
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Giant Squids,
You remembered! I'd post that screenshot but my hard drive crashed. Why I was naked except for the staff from Black Morass I to this day have no inkling about. And Slag, we should run 5 healers and harken back to the days of 3 hour SL/SL Resto Druids. World Peace and Puppies, --Eph |
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Dearest F,
I have an inkling as to why you were naked and it probably had something to do with some apple buttered toast and me begging. Or, that may have been a dream. A really good dream. Are you going to be running with Slag? I see him often in TB. Now I'll be on the look-out for you too! Adorably your's, Gell |
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Bump for support.
And Squids. |
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I'd help you out kid, but a tree already has their roots firmly in me.
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