[A] Full on Rogues • Best Guild Ever

85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
We are currently not looking for additional members. Friends of the guild are welcome as well as people who are humorous and able to answer select trivia questions from information that could be gleaned via reading this thread.

Join the ranks of Feathermoon forum trolling legends today.
Looking for:
  • Achievement and group oriented players of all classes, races and spec
  • Single women in the Las Vegas/Southern Nevada area with low self-esteem
  • Those strongly interested in crafting/gathering/battlegrounds to help push guild progress
  • Drunk white women for everyone
  • Bhe's alt, which he apparently deleted.

Requirements:
  • Active and somewhat respectable adults. 18+, prefer 21+ and out of college.
  • At minimum one 70+ toon for the guild. Obviously looking for level 85 tanks and healers who are nymphomaniac strippers whose father owns a liquor store, but we can't be that choosy.

Benefits:
  • Increased gathering, leveling, summoning, ressing and all of the glory that comes from the gulid reward system
  • Golden Lion, BoA Cloaks, Helms, Dark Phoenix Pet, Both feasts, Baby Cauldron, Epic Standard and more for members meeting reputation requirement!
  • Guild Repairs, Gems, and most enchants free to guild members within reason
  • Membership in a longstanding guild with a somewhat respectable name

Other noteworthy items:
  • No Jenkins Titles
  • Ñø ƒüññ¥ çhå®åç†é®ß for names
  • No dramawhoring douchebags who have a known history of idiocy
  • Must be able to take coarse language, crass subject matter in guild chat and jokes that will offend those of the geographies present in guild. If you can't take Gnome or Canadian hate this isn't the guild for you. I can't get rid of Deezz. I've tried.


Contact or ask any guild member direction to the nearest person who knows what they are doing. If you have a 10 man firm and want to take advantage of our benefits package which includes hosted ventrillo, forums, the prestigious Full on Rogues email address and more. We also cater small to medium office parties, weddings and Barmitzvahs. Deezz will be happy to make you a heavy leather ball also.
Edited by Corpsegoat on 3/3/2013 6:11 PM PST
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
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85 Night Elf Druid
2080
I may be interested. 74 healing Druid is who I am playing atm. Also have an 80 Rogue. Plus a few low level characters. I play hard when I play, but time commitments keep me at around 15-hours per week. Mostly on the weekends.

I will look for you in game. I am on later tonight, and over the weekend. If there is a website or email let me know and I can go that route as well.
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
01/05/2011 4:02 PMPosted by Kivin
I may be interested. 74 healing Druid is who I am playing atm. Also have an 80 Rogue. Plus a few low level characters. I play hard when I play, but time commitments keep me at around 15-hours per week. Mostly on the weekends.

I will look for you in game. I am on later tonight, and over the weekend. If there is a website or email let me know and I can go that route as well.


Thanks for talking to me in game. Hope you like your new digs.
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85 Draenei Shaman
9135
Smells like Teen Spirit
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90 Dwarf Priest
6795
I'd join any guild with Corpsegoat in it.
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
7480
At what guild reputation level do I get to see (behold) Gildas's beard, and what level to touch it?

I've got a 73 gnome priest who could totally mooch your guild perks...
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
01/06/2011 11:12 AMPosted by Elizka
At what guild reputation level do I get to see (behold) Gildas's beard, and what level to touch it?

I've got a 73 gnome priest who could totally mooch your guild perks...


200g signing bonus for anyone in The Sidewinder Mother@%%!ing Band and or Thundering Hammer Clan members over level 60.
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No #%*@?

...maybe I should park one of my 80s in there...
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85 Gnome Priest
7700
(I tried to log in with my laptop's onboard video still enabled... I think I just saw forever.)

I don't need gold if I can crawl into Gildas's delightful beard and make my little gnome nest there. I need to lay my gnome eggs and raise my little gnome chickies. Gnomes lay eggs right?
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
01/06/2011 2:25 PMPosted by Loche
No #%*@?

...maybe I should park one of my 80s in there...


Part of my new frontpage I'm working on for the guild is going to be a wiki and I've been brainstorming on making the Loche page be the page that I encourage people to vandalize.

Seriously though. Full on Rogues needs levelers, altoholics, habitual wasters of time. I've got 8 80+ in the guild, 4 85s, 2 83s, 11 Mack 11's, 9 Mack 10s. The @@%@ never ends. I can't do it all though. I need people.

Have a guild that isn't making it? A social circle that is nice, but too quaint? Consider us. I'll set you up with your own forum, vent channel, cookies, milk. If you get revered I'll give you an armadillo pet.

We are achievement oriented and the best damned hardcore social guild on the server. We have more guild achievement points than any guild in this thread and more than any of the top tier raiding guilds on this server. I've still got Chaos' Seaspray Emeralds that I ninja'd from them on the 2nd of 5 times they surrendered to raid bosses like so much French. Yeah, I went there. Thanks again for taking our 18,000 gold in Destruction pots for my 300g in Seaspray Emeralds (the worst emerald in the game).
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85 Blood Elf Mage
10410
01/06/2011 2:24 PMPosted by Corpsegoat
200g signing bonus for anyone in The Sidewinder Mother@%%!ing Band and or Thundering Hammer Clan members over level 60.


I suppose whether or not I still count as a THC member is moot, since I have no alliance alts. If I did, you guys would be the first guild I'd want to join.
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85 Gnome Priest
1220
Do you guys need a shadow priest?
Edited by Virgilia on 1/6/2011 7:08 PM PST
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
01/06/2011 7:03 PMPosted by Virgilia
Do you guys need a shadow priest?


You are off this server. You really don't want to be here. Though I'd love to say I'd love to have you, you are far better there than you would be here.

It really pains me to say that because I totally have the hots for Gnome Priests, especially above 83. When they hit those dark wings I just want to dirty them up.

Do not server transfer for us. I have a whole group of people from three other servers transferring to get all the raid achievements just to spite Catalyst as is. Don't worry about that. Looking for current Feathermoon residents aged 18–184 who play at minimum 173 hours a week.
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85 Troll Hunter
1275
<3 sup bro
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85 Gnome Priest
7700
Join us, Bhe. Join usssss




And nobody cares if you make Aleros cry anyway.
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85 Night Elf Rogue
4685
They were lionseyes.

Need to level the other Peri and convince JC to alt raid with Full on Rogues for more achieves.
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im all about doing some gdkp again, though, ill have to work on some funding as i gave all my gold away a while back >.>
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85 Worgen Warlock
8805
I miss you guys
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