[A] Full on Rogues • Best Guild Ever

85 Night Elf Druid
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. . . I would prefer someone who is a master of limericks and adept at crafting puns . . .


Perhaps you would settle for a cunning linguist? My attempt to start an RP guild has fallen prey to the fact that when I do play I'm too busy collecting cheese, so maybe I could pass the mantle to an alt and jump to a guild that actually provides a little value. Can you put up with me? I spec'd resto/feral and am happy to fill any role in any group, for any dungeon, raids if you like (still working on gear), or even just fishin'. =o)
Edited by Sylvanda on 3/17/2011 12:03 PM PDT
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85 Night Elf Druid
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You provide the Virouca and I'll provide the Salt.


CG, you rock like a gobstopper.
Seriously.
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
03/17/2011 11:59 AMPosted by Sylvanda
. . . I would prefer someone who is a master of limericks and adept at crafting puns . . .


Perhaps you would settle for a cunning linguist? My attempt to start an RP guild has fallen prey to the fact that when I do play I'm too busy collecting cheese, so maybe I could pass the mantle to an alt and jump to a guild that actually provides a little value. Can you put up with me? I spec'd resto/feral and am happy to fill any role in any group, for any dungeon, raids if you like (still working on gear), or even just fishin'. =o)


A great pun is its own reword. It looks based on punctuation count that you've crafted between 1–5 sentences. I'm not an expert on the English language, but it looks like four. I'm not going to brag, but that was an n-dash I used to indicate a range. Though I actually can't read I will say that someone who can make that many sentences can and possibly even did read my numerous disclaimers in regards to coarse adult language and cartoon violence. In the event that is the case and you can accept that you won't get mad the first time someone says something that would make a sailor blush, you are in.

I've had to kick two people from the guild and lost three to raids. It's more than I would like as I've filed for guild insurance through http://www.thehartford.com/ and everytime I lose a guildie my premiums go up. It is a good thing I qualified for safe guildmaster insurance, though if they catch me lying about huffing glue through noncfc-free polyurethane bags that will invalidate my claims. That's between you and me though.

You provide the Virouca and I'll provide the Salt.


CG, you rock like a gobstopper.
Seriously.


Yeah, but I'm no more everlasting than one as any of the ladies I've met can tell you. I do like lickable wallpaper though. Not the schnozberry kind, I prefer traditional wall flavored.



03/17/2011 11:59 AMPosted by Sylvanda
My attempt to start an RP guild has fallen prey to the fact that when I do play I'm too busy collecting cheese, so maybe I could pass the mantle to an alt and jump to a guild that actually provides a little value.


Not to tempt you, but you may want to visit: https://www.formaggiokitchen.com/

We certainly have value, just not moral.

If I haven't scared you away yet feel free to come over so I can be more thorough at scaring you away. Do a /who rogues and find someone in the gulid to direct you to one of my alts (Corpsegoat, Spacegoat, Unba, Rougeneck, Squezaroo, Embarrass, Magnets, Squinky, Cackle or Solipsist). Don't give me a hard time because I haven't gotten my last two 80s to 85s, I'll just lie and say it is because I'm like *@#! Van Patten and Eight is Enough.

Edit: I spelled mad. This is one of the many reasons my proofreader at work scowls at me.
Edited by Corpsegoat on 3/17/2011 2:57 PM PDT
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85 Draenei Death Knight
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Thanks for the support everyone. I don't know where these rumors keep originating, but we had no intentions to poach bank alts from The Billy Mays Fan Club.

<a href="http://us.battle.net/wow/en/guild/draktharon/billy%20mays%20fan%20club/">http://us.battle.net/wow/en/guild/draktharon/billy%20mays%20fan%20club/</a>

I don't know where these rumors keep coming from.

Edit:FU Kiren
Edited by Corpsegoat on 3/21/2011 3:17 PM PDT
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85 Gnome Priest
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03/21/2011 2:15 PMPosted by Corpsegoat
we were not had no intentions to poach


When the Pope speaks in an official capacity, he can never be incorrect. That is also the case here. Everyone, update your grammar and style manuals.
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
03/21/2011 2:37 PMPosted by Kiren
we were not had no intentions to poach


When the Pope speaks in an official capacity, he can never be incorrect. That is also the case here. Everyone, update your grammar and style manuals.


You have been demoted in guild to only amazingly adorable from super-omfg-i-can't-stand-it
adorable.
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85 Troll Death Knight
3450
I love you guys.
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
03/21/2011 3:35 PMPosted by Ruftvess
I love you guys.


If you loved us you'd faction transfer as a night elf.

That would also imply you hated yourself.
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85 Troll Death Knight
3450
At our current rate, my warrior and Mae's druid will be 85 in no time.

Also, I can't think of any of my current characters as any Alliance race. Your people are bland, ugly and boring and you should feel ashamed.
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410
At our current rate, my warrior and Mae's druid will be 85 in no time.

Also, I can't think of any of my current characters as any Alliance race. Your people are bland, ugly and boring and you should feel ashamed.


I don't know if all the above is as bad as being French, but I have a feeling it isn't.
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90 Night Elf Druid
6325


And how. I honestly had no idea that EVERY SIDEWINDER BAND MEMBER EVER is in Full on Rogues.


No, not all. ;)
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410

And how. I honestly had no idea that EVERY SIDEWINDER BAND MEMBER EVER is in Full on Rogues.


No, not all. ;)


A simple 5x7 print along with contact sheet and a good set of references could change all of that.

Also: Looking for Worgen DK and Warlock. Night Elf mage desperately sought after also. I'd like to point out once more that this is an adult guild. Some people got bothered by a scene for scene breakdown of Faces of Death 3 in guild chat the other night. If that kind of thing bothers you, not a good home.

It is still acceptable to be grossed out by mayonnaise. For example, Kraede one day went to Subway and said he got a Turkey Club with Mayo. He hasn't been on since. Not saying it is related, but things happen.
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90 Night Elf Druid
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A simple 5x7 print along with contact sheet and a good set of references could change all of that.



My references are horrid! Alas. Alack.
Edited by Tamzyn on 3/22/2011 8:41 PM PDT
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90 Human Priest
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My references are horrid! Alas. Alack.


Don't worry too much about it. I mean, they let ME in.
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My references are horrid! Alas. Alack.


Don't worry too much about it. I mean, they let ME in.

I'm so used to you being a corpse!
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85 Blood Elf Death Knight
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Don't worry too much about it. I mean, they let ME in.

I'm so used to you being a corpse!


Zombie. Werewolf. Next she's going to be a vampire. Stay tuned!
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90 Human Hunter
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Hi Deezz,

FUPA
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85 Draenei Death Knight
12410



A simple 5x7 print along with contact sheet and a good set of references could change all of that.



My references are horrid! Alas. Alack.


I already said I can't read. You could put down anything. For example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manager_(baseball) would be perfect. It is a reference, and how are you going to argue with Wikipedia?

That's why I use the Jimmy Wales Chrome Extension. He's an inspiration to my every web page.

https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/idkjdjficifbfjjkdkiimioljbloddpl
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90 Night Elf Druid
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I already said I can't read. You could put down anything. For example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manager_(baseball) would be perfect. It is a reference, and how are you going to argue with Wikipedia?


Ahem. Here are my references:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picnic_at_hanging_rock
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3_Women
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abba

Also, I'm a devoted Gleek and my guild would need to be supportive!

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