Server first!: Official Chuck Norris thread !

88 Human Mage
5245
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer !


PS:sticky plz :P
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85 Gnome Mage
5670
Chuck Norris is an old man who's past his prime. He defecates in his pants whenever he sneezes and can't control his bladder; they call him Walker all the time now, not because of that old TV show but because he needs a walker to get around. Last year he slipped and fell and broke his hip, on grass. His breath smells like old dog farts and he can't see more than 5 feet in front of his face.

Also he--
Deadlykris has died.
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88 Human Mage
5245
blasphemy !

Chuck Norris KNOWS Whats eating Gilbert G*@%# !
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85 Gnome Mage
5670
Chuck Norris can say Grape on the forums.
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88 Human Mage
5245
yous is Chuck Norris?!

Whats eating Gilbert UVA ! (spanish)
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85 Gnome Mage
5670
01/06/2011 2:42 PMPosted by Hammerfest
yous is Chuck Norris?!


No but if I can do something, then so can Chuck Norris.
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88 Human Mage
5245
Chuck Norris gave us the gift of beard!
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85 Human Priest
7175
the thousands of birds suddenly dying wasn't because of an unknown disease. It was simply because chuck norris was playing angry birds.
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88 Human Mage
5245
Chuck Norris has crusader on one foot, Unholy on the other foot
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28 Undead Mage
180
Its true Gurvir was dualing Chuck Norris and when he was down to 50hp he backed Chuck into a fire and the fire killed him when the dual ended..thus .. Gurvir killed Chuck Norris..end of story..good day..I SAID GOOD DAY
Edited by Xezora on 1/8/2011 11:17 AM PST
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88 Human Mage
5245
Chuck Norris uses 40 grit toilet paper
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28 Undead Mage
180
@Hammerfest Pay attention..Gurvir killed chuck norris, therefore he does not use 40 grit toilet paper.
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88 Human Mage
5245
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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85 Blood Elf Warrior
5385
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISzK6e237II

Chuck Norris at breakfast.
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88 Human Mage
5245
lol Epic breakfast

also could be the birth of Chuck Norris
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28 Undead Mage
180
Dont encourage Hammerfest.. as i said.. Chuck Norris is dead...me and Gurvir Tea Bag his dead body every second Thursday..
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85 Human Hunter
2255
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
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