Topic How to destroy a guild
Stârrxd
Eldre'Thalas
Stârrxd
65 Blood Elf Death Knight
0
Edited by Stârrxd on 1/8/11 11:35 PM (PST)
Well, first in order to destroy a guild you have to build it up! Get everyone shiny epics and build up a huge guild bank. Let's say 400,000 gold or so.

The next thing you should do is turn the guild into a 10 man guild from a 25 man guild without even discussing it or even talking about it in guild chat. This way all those other players are left out in the cold.

As soon as you change the entire guild structure without telling anyone, you should go ahead and turn off all guild repairs, but steal about 200,000 gold out of the bank(that the 25 player guild earned the expansion before), and this should make at least a few people angry and may even get your guild started into your final goal of killing your guild.

If that does not work, then you should start insulting every player in your 10 man raid until they decide they have had enough. Get personal with insults for best results. Tell everyone how good you are, and how bad you think everyone else is.

If players still will not leave, make sure they all know you are keeping an alt in the guild, even though you're planning on xferring.

Once you get enough players to leave your guild, go ahead and steal the rest of your guild bank.

Congrats, you have just ruined a guild, and made 400,000 gold!
Dalvengyr
Nesingwary
Dalvengyr
1 Human Warrior
0
ಠ_ಠ

Internal Horde Guild Drama is SRS BZNS
Kerriodos
Mug'thol
Kerriodos
90 Blood Elf Paladin
11920
Did anyone expect them to stick around? There's a reason people leave Dalv.
Frisky
Dalvengyr
Frisky
85 Human Paladin
7345
you know i'm on alliance side and i even knew they were switching to a 10m guild.
Litura
Dalvengyr
Litura
85 Draenei Shaman
11770
guild reforms never work i dunno why this is surprising


pretend edit: unless if you're <Fate>
Thorrbo
Dalvengyr
Thorrbo
85 Blood Elf Paladin
10065
i am the guild killer
Dalvengyr
Nesingwary
Dalvengyr
1 Human Warrior
0
01/09/2011 3:01 AMPosted by Thorrbo
i am the guild killer


An elaborate scheme to destroy the hordes only decent raiding guild. Bravo, Thorrbo, bravo.
Thorrbo
Dalvengyr
Thorrbo
85 Blood Elf Paladin
10065
Why thank you. About damn time I got some recognition.
Taldaram
Dalvengyr
Taldaram
85 Worgen Mage
8925
hemad
Trothers
Maiev
Trothers
55 Troll Death Knight
0
someone should do this to sk
Dysheki
Dalvengyr
Dysheki
85 Worgen Druid
13720
01/09/2011 1:24 PMPosted by Trothers
someone should do this to sk


Working on it. It's an elaborate scheme involving Yumei's sister and some poutine.

Don't tell Ameil.
Hydrixi
Winterhoof
Hydrixi
1 Blood Elf Paladin
0
and horde goes back to being terrible!
Hydrixi
Winterhoof
Hydrixi
1 Blood Elf Paladin
0
also op is mad and probably really bad
Kerriodos
Mug'thol
Kerriodos
90 Blood Elf Paladin
11920
Horde always was terrible on Dalv. Rising Storm certainly didn't change that.
Frisky
Dalvengyr
Frisky
85 Human Paladin
7345
01/09/2011 1:24 PMPosted by Trothers
someone should do this to sk

u jeliz?
Litura
Dalvengyr
Litura
85 Draenei Shaman
11770
01/09/2011 1:24 PMPosted by Trothers
someone should do this to sk
i have been trying for years
Psychoshamoo
Dalvengyr
Psychoshamoo
85 Night Elf Warrior
6935
itt: the last 5 years
Kandanarne
Dalvengyr
Kandanarne
85 Troll Druid
5595
01/09/2011 5:16 PMPosted by Psychoshamoo
itt: the last 5 years
Tenaciousd
Dalvengyr
Tenaciousd
76 Dwarf Warrior
1600
This is entirely new and exciting. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Fetchi
Dalvengyr
Fetchi
85 Worgen Death Knight
6105
I was wondering how I was able to buy all those cheap mats horde side from a level 1.

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