Paul: Thanks Buff. Now as we go over to the map you will see that the northern part of Eastern Kingdoms will have a bit a cold snap today while The areas to the south will be drenched in deathwings fire. Kalimdor will see much of the same with a bit of blood raining down in the crossroads.
Now as we go to the seven day forcast, There is a predicted small but severe QQ storm on the way on tuseday if the patch drops. Now the best way to protect yourself is to board up your house, hide your kids and your wife... maybe your husband too just to be safe. Back to you Mark.
Buffala: Thanks Paul. Our top story, Skittles: Hero or Menace? This 85 Blood Elf rogue is a great warrior and his skills are almost second to none, but is he that noble? A few weeks ago Skittles and a few friends were "hanging out" in Stormwind and cause a bit of trouble. Pandorian reporter Trisha has more on the story, Trisha?
Trisha: Thanks Tom, I am here in Stormwind and the people are not happy. The outcry to bing SKittles to justice is loud but many simply do not care. It is madness Tom. Some have resorted to desperate measures to keep themselfs safe from this rogue. Why I saw a Paladin strap a Warlock to his chest in hopes the rogue would go after it instead. Some draenei have started burning bras. This is what happened when I talked to them about Skittles earlier today.
Trisha: Sir, what do you think about Skittles?
RandomA1: I think they taste great.
RandomA2: Man that stupid rogue killed me so many times, they NEED to be nerfed.
RandomD1: Keep your feet on that ground!
Trisha: I decided to go straight to the king and see what his thoughts were
King Varian Wyrm: What the hell are you doing in my city? GUARDS!!!
Trisha: Back to you Tom.
Buffala: ... right. Okay moving on, Perdition is back! According to Meleecyrus they are getting the band back together. I sat down with her a few days ago to talk about how they will keep Perditon on top.
Buffala: Thank you for meeting me today Meleecyrus.
Meleecyrus: Its a pleasure Tracy.
Buffala: Its umm... nevermind. So You're getting the band back together eh?
Melee: In a way yes.
Buffala: Do you think it will be succesful and be the top Alliance raiding guild on Quel'dorie?
Melee: We hope it will be.
Buffala: I bet it will, now to the real question I want to ask, What in the hell is stuck to your face?
Melee: Umm what do you mean?
Buffala: I mean you look like a bug.
Melee: Oh my engineering goggles.
Buffala: Yeah those, they give people bug eyes.
Melee: Maybe bu-
Buffala: Sorry but we are out of time.
Buffala: One last story before we go. As Clyus said in his public service announcement, we have a rash of Underground bot taking mining nodes. What you can do to help prevent this is to find a gnome, any kind will do, and use them to smack the bots on the head. Having trouble finding some? Dont worry, just take a shamwow and it will soak up the ground surrounding the node.
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