L2spell

wasn't talking about you
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100 Undead Mage
10715
Why do you have to ruin it, Bob? /cry
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91 Human Mage
5160
I'm not sure you under stood me.
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ROOPERT ASCII ART????

The forums are complete once again.
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90 Tauren Hunter
7705
ohmgd sum penguinz r eeting on mi fase plz sum 1 cal a nise shark not a meen 1. i rekqir halp.
nise shark: "I am terribly sorry love, but I shant acquiesce to your request. I have found myself in a terrible pickle, you see- brunch began seven minutes ago. I haven't got a thread to wear!"
o da pinguinz teribl evul they eet mi meets i am not taste or even yume
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91 Human Mage
5160
The word "understood" is a perfect example of how, in English, we can put two words together to make a third with a distinct, but related meaning :P
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24 Goblin Priest
1050
weisenheimer

noun
an upstart who makes conceited, sardonic, insolent comments [syn: wise guy]


/bump
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100 Human Priest
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/bump


Holy necro, batman!
He just did a search on his name and thought it would be funny if he bumped this 1½ year old thread.
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90 Human Mage
CFT
18870
No, really. Here's a guide....

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling


omg, i luv otmel, he taut me 2 speel betr.

In all seriousness, The Oatmeal is a total BA who is super awesome. Love his stuff and his philanthropy.
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90 Blood Elf Priest
14040
Personally I've always preferred this guide:
The European Union Commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be Expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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