GM Jokes!

85 Night Elf Hunter
11000
It's simple. After a GM responds to your ticket ask him for a joke. Post the joke here. Please only post jokes you've heard from a GM. Keep the thread pure.

How does a Tauren hide in a forest?
He paints his balls red and hides in an apple tree.
How did the Gnome die?
Picking apples.

LOL!
Edited by Curufingon on 1/30/2011 8:43 PM PST
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85 Draenei Priest
9275
wowbash.com


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85 Night Elf Hunter
11000
02/02/2011 2:45 AMPosted by Dalsune
wowbash.com


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WIN!

"I can hotkey alt to anything but the function keys..... when I get to f4 it crashes my game EVERYTIME! it's annoying....... Please fix soon!"

The GM response is amazing.
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1 Human Mage
0
I am in love with this site.
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90 Human Paladin
8040
"What's brown and sticky?" "A stick"
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85 Human Priest
6280
Q. "What didnt the camel eat the clown?"
A. "He tastes funny."

one of the better GM jokes :P
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85 Undead Rogue
0
Q. "Why didnt the camel eat the clown?"
A. "He tastes funny."

one of the better GM jokes :P


FTFY. And that's a horrid horrid joke also.
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85 Troll Hunter
5535
not a joke by gm or guild or anything of that matter but figure u will get a kick out of it back in wrath i ran a arena team on my druid called off in the closet so wen we lost we could they beat off in the closet but one game no joke we faced a team called We Jerking so that and us was We Jerking Off in the closet it was pretty amazing if u dont believe me u can ask shamystic in game about it he was my partner for it
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85 Orc Hunter
7790
Leveling up a mage is like being irish: drinking fighting drinking fighting drinking fighting.
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90 Troll Hunter
14095
07/25/2011 12:16 PMPosted by Shinaniganz
Leveling up a mage is like being irish: drinking fighting drinking fighting drinking fighting.


Lol!
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70 Tauren Death Knight
1805
What do you call a great big angry tauren bursting through the earth's crust to take revenge on the world?




Cattleclysm!!
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85 Human Death Knight
10215
Why are orc's such good gardeners?
Green thumbs.

C/O Game Master Etzalinn.
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A family walks into a talent agent's office...
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