GM Jokes!

85 Worgen Druid
"What do you call a tub full of druids?"

"A HOT tub :)"
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85 Human Paladin
Yo mama is so fat, it takes 5 warlocks to summon her.

Yo momma is soo fat, she can NEVER be "well fed"...

Yo Mamas so fat her Shadowstep has a cast time.
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100 Night Elf Hunter
Q. What did the main tank say to his girlfriend when she caught him raiding with a resto druid?

A. "What can i say? She has the HoTs for me"

that made my day
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90 Human Priest
What do you call a tub full of paladins

Bubble Bath
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85 Human Paladin
Why does the tauren try to jump off a cilf. To try to see if he can land horn first. LOL
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So how many of you did I tell the one about the priest, the minister and the rabbi?
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85 Draenei Priest
Why can't gnomes be paladins??

Poor little guys can't reach the light. :(
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70 Gnome Warlock
What do you call gnome mage who escaped from violet hold?

A small medium at large
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Nuff said

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Nuff said


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90 Worgen Druid
Q: How many discipline priests does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: none .. because they don't know the Lightwell XD

( and yes i DO have one so don't troll please priesties )
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Isn't the whole point of this thread to ask GMs for jokes and not come up with your own WoW jokes? Seriously, the only one I'd ever believe a GM ever said in here is Muzzy's last one.
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90 Troll Hunter
"So a human, a Draenei and an Elf walk into a bar.

... The Gnome walks safely under."

Provided by Khyterion
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85 Draenei Death Knight
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"A gnome, I can't reach the doorbell!"
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85 Orc Warlock
How many Paladins does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold up the ladder and another to uphold the light.
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85 Blood Elf Mage
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85 Human Warrior
Yo Mammas So fat
Her blink spell is renamed to blind
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