GM Jokes!

85 Draenei Shaman
9395
Friend had to talk to a GM so I told him to ask a joke over vent, he though I was crazy, but he asked anyways...here was the joke:



"What musician is from ICC?"

"An Arthas formally known as Prince."
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90 Troll Hunter
14095
A warlord and two peons are working in a mine. The peons strike into a buried lamp and a magical genie appears. The Genie said, "Since there are three of you, I will grant you each one of my three wishes." The first peon shouts, "I wish ta be in Booty Bay on da beach with a nice Rumsey Rum!" POOF! The peon is gone.

The second peon following suit says, "I wishes to go to Booty Bay and be on a real pirate ship to sail da seas!" POOF! That peon is gone.

The warlord thinks for a moment and says, "I want those two back in the mines working." POOF!

-Yizantoo
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85 Draenei Death Knight
5120
This was a really good one:

GM: Why did Illidan FAIL to cross the road?

Me: OMG WHY??

GM: BECAUSE HE WAS NOT PREPARED!!

Me: LOLOLOLOLOL
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85 Blood Elf Mage
10230
@curu id ask for a new joke the GM stole that from boondock saints


Last time i asked a GM for a joke he told me his were all really bad, he practices them on his gnome friend but they all just go over his head :(
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90 Troll Hunter
14095
@curu id ask for a new joke the GM stole that from boondock saints


Last time i asked a GM for a joke he told me his were all really bad, he practices them on his gnome friend but they all just go over his head :(


Yes, I knew he stole it and reworked it.

Also LOL! That was a good one. I love gnome jokes.
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90 Blood Elf Priest
10915
Q. "What didnt the camel eat the clown?"
A. "He tastes funny."

one of the better GM jokes :P


Isn't that supposed to be "Cannibal" not "camel" ?
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90 Blood Elf Priest
10915
I've never had to send a ticket. So...
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90 Draenei Hunter
5380
lol i loved the elf gnome draenei and human bar joke so funny
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90 Draenei Hunter
5380
Q:how many gnomes dose it take to change a lightbulbA:who knows they r so tiny they cant even reach it
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90 Draenei Hunter
5380
any new jokes
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89 Night Elf Druid
10540
Why didn't the Forsaken cross the road?

He didn't have the guts!
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What do you call a priest casting payer of mending on a rock?

Pomegranate - PoM - A - Granite

(Pom = Prayer of Mending)
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85 Orc Death Knight
3745
yo mama's so fat when a rogue shadowsteps her they get a loading screen.
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85 Gnome Rogue
9255
2 for you guys
#1
Q:Why didnt illidan eat his dinner?
A: IT WAS NOT PREPARED

#2
Q: How many gnomes does it take to paint the orgrimmar auction house?
A: depends on how hard you throw them

Lololol
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88 Undead Warrior
1705
Why Taurens are scratching their but?
Flies Hate Them
Edited by Blightsmash on 12/18/2012 9:21 AM PST
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90 Pandaren Rogue
12050
What do you call a tauren with only one leg?

Lean Beef

What do you call a tauren with no legs?

Ground beef.
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90 Human Hunter
6855
Q: Why did suzie eat the pringles without cans?
A: haha dolan didnt want the spoils here
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90 Tauren Death Knight
7860
a: Wanna hear a joke?
b: Sure.
a: WoW
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90 Human Paladin
10865
not a joke by gm or guild or anything of that matter but figure u will get a kick out of it back in wrath i ran a arena team on my druid called off in the closet so wen we lost we could they beat off in the closet but one game no joke we faced a team called We Jerking so that and us was We Jerking Off in the closet it was pretty amazing if u dont believe me u can ask shamystic in game about it he was my partner for it


You sir, just raped the English language. Thank you for officially making my day a tad bit worse. Everyone who read this is now permanently a little more stupid than they were before reading it. Have a good one.
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