I walk out confused. What did we do? We are not a super mega OP class that can skip down the streets of stormwind destroying all in our path. We are just simple folk that enjoy throwing out a little of pain over time with our shadowy shadow magic. We arnt even that good at it I am told by preists that enjoy similar hobbies.
I walk out into org and suddenly the mobs are spitting on me, throwing fruit and ouch ... a rock ... who threw that freaken rock???? I quickly stumble out of org to escape the rawr of abuse and the pummelling of propelled objects of hate and pain from angry computerised mobs. This is strange I say to myself .. its almost as if ... as if blizzard hates me.
So I decide not to get it down, do a few BGs, that always puts a smile on my dial. I attempt to que up and BBBZZZZZT. Blizzard some how created a method to actually send an electriacal pulse down the line through my mouse emiting a large painful shock every time I press the que button on my BG list. BBBBZZZZT ...... BBBBZZZZT... BBBBZZZZZT .........BBBBZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTT .....BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT (ok Im a slow learner)
Oh NOOOOOoooo ... what am I to do? Wait... I have mail..... my arena partners surely they will have something nice to say to cheer me up. "Sorry Zhing .... its not you ..... its your crap class .... your dots are explled to easily and with out mana drain you wont be able to kill healers. ..... we have moved on with a nice resto druid. .... he is a good man and treats us well. We hope you can move on as well" But how can I? My dots are easily expelled and I have no mana drain.
OH MY GOD ... they are right... I have no mana drain. Plus a bunch of other crap has been changed. I check the patch notes. UA weakened, devour magic weakend, CoE weakend, fel armour drastically weakend everyone who plays a warlocks wobby has been nerfed by 60% size reduction.(I look downstairs... MY GOD ITS TRUE... My wife is gonna be so upset) Why whyyyyyy? I dont understand... what did we do wrong?
I decide to go to outlands to take down some level 70s. But my dots are easily expelled and I have no mana drain to kill their healers and I dont have the survivablity anymore to propel their powerful lvl 70 attacks.
So I head to stranglethornvale to farm some mobs for my leatherworking. But my dots are easily expelled and i have no mana drain, so their level 30 healers make quick work of me.
Ive had enough. I log off wow.
By the end of the week my wife has left me for a new man in her life. Rodney Oboogaboo. A pygmy paupa new guinian 35 year old paper boy with a skin irritation that bleeds a smelly puss like substance. But he plays a frost mage and can pull more DPS then I can. But what can I do? my dots are easily expelled and I have no mana drain.
I ask my son if he wants to do some world PVP with his old man. He stares at his feet and says to me "dad .. I would but your dots are easily expelled and you have no mana drain for healers". Instead he goes to play with the kid next door Special Timmy. Special Timmy was born with out arms or legs and communicates via blowing bubbles and soiling himself, he enjoys moaning, drooling and playing his ret paladin which has a 2300 arena rating.