I put you down, you attack the wrong mob. I put you down, you attack no mob. I put you down, you attack the right mob, and then you just randomly switch away. I switch to burn another mob, you stay on the old one. I switch for just a moment, you follow me to it and then ignore the main target when I switch back. And harassing that random mage's poor sheep the other night was just not cool. She was nice. She made me food. Tasty food! And you were just a @@!# to her! For no reason at all! I mean, yeah, we have good times and all, but this is getting old. It's getting to the point where I think you're just trying to make me look bad. Who's side are you on, anyway?
Is it something that I've said? Something that I've done? You're not still upset about Magma Totem, are you? I've told you a thousand times, it's over between us. Has been since before the Cataclysm. And don't you dare bring that thing with the Fire Ele Totem into this - that was a misclick, and you know it. It meant nothing to me! Nothing! What more do you need from me? I've demonstrated my commitment! Seven talent points of it! Does that mean nothing to you? Was it all a waste? I mean, I still remember that day - have you forgotten? - back when I put that first point into Searing Flames. You were so happy, you attacked a random nearby critter. And we laughed, and laughed... What happened to those days? Well, minutes, really... now that I think about it, it wasn't even all that long before you decided to randomly pull me a nice mob that I had no interest in, was it?
What is it you even want? Do you need me to say it? Do you want me to say, "I need you?" Fine! I need you! Happy now?! No. No of course you aren't happy, because there you go breaking CC again. Yeah. Yeah, to hell with that priest, trying to shackle so that we might live... the nerve...
Look. I get it. You have issues. We have issues. Everyone has issues. But I'm your friend here, or at least I'm trying. Just tell me what's wrong and I swear I'll do everything I can to fix it. That's all I want. I just want for you to be happy, for us to be happy. Please, just... just stop lighting random things on fire for a moment and talk to me.
Edit: Seven talent points, now that I fixed my spec.