NO FISH FOR YOU! Hi, I have your fish.

90 Human Warlock
7005
I am now officially Vashj's unofficial Alliance fishmonger. I will be selling fish of all shapes and sizes, cooked and raw, in a new shop located next to the Engineering trainer in the Dwarven District of Stormwind. If you can't find the neon signs that adorn my old fashioned shoppe flashing "OPEN" you can always find my fishies in the Auction House.
My fish are priced to move.
My fish are top quality.
Each one of my cooked fish are delicately prepared by the finest sous chefs Stormwind has to offer.

THIS WEEKS SPECIALS:
Severed Sagefish Head
Delicious Sagefish Tail

Fish heads fish heads, roly poly fish heads, fish heads fish heads eat them up, yum!
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
7575
Do you RP walk in your "shoppe"?
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90 Human Warlock
7005
Of course. Actually its more of a "snooty strut", but you get the idea.

To all my potential customers, please keep in mind that for a small additional cost, Bantillus would gladly batter your fish with his zesty homemade butter.
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
7575
Haha! I <3 you.
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70 Orc Mage
610
Your shop does not please MUSCLEFACE
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85 Gnome Warlock
9245
I need to speak to you on matters of country.

IT'S A PUN, YOU SEE.
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85 Troll Hunter
2915
i ganked you like 5 times today! hahaha

keep standing in tb by the ally base, ill get free honor points
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90 Human Warlock
7005
Yeah I had to go AFK - kid problems.
That was cheap, but deserved, so I hold no grudge.

...Except I do expect you to let me gank you 5 times while you stand defenseless, you know, so were even.

If you do not agree to those therms I may be faced to throw old, expired fish at you until you apologize.
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85 Dwarf Paladin
3230
This is a blatant scam; I can assure you that I am not for sale.
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85 Troll Shaman
2880
03/22/2011 3:09 PMPosted by Fishie
This is a blatant scam; I can assure you that I am not for sale.



neither am I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


stop using my name or im gonna sue
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85 Human Priest
10315
03/22/2011 3:09 PMPosted by Fishie
This is a blatant scam; I can assure you that I am not for sale.


Can I buy you plz feeeeshy
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85 Troll Hunter
2915
Hey elemeno! there was somebody else fishing in your spot behind the ally base, so i ganked em for you. Gotta get rid of that competition
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90 Human Warlock
7005
03/28/2011 6:03 PMPosted by Zulkhan
Hey elemeno! there was somebody else fishing in your spot behind the ally base, so i ganked em for you. Gotta get rid of that competition


I fully approve and endorse this last post.

Fish shops are NOT Starbucks, we don't need one on every freaking corner.
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85 Troll Hunter
2915
hey...so the last 2 days when ive killed you ive tried to say stuff to you...have you been able to read it? ill try again tomorrow, so be expecting it
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85 Undead Mage
1300
You can't just space things for us to read it btw.
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90 Human Paladin
14055
Y o u c a n n o t h a z m y b u t t e r .. zug zug!

Elemeno do you have Mudkips. gotta feed trollzorz time.
5 coppar ?
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90 Human Warlock
7005
Sorry, all my Mudkips have evolved into Swamperts. You shoulda hollad at me like 4 months ago when I started this thread.
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90 Human Warlock
7005
After a long hiatus, the owner and proprietor of "Elemenos Fish Extravaganza for Cultural Learnings of Azeroth for Make Benefit Glorious Server of Vashj" is back in business!

I will be selling my standard compliment of fish in the AH:
Severed Sagefish Head
Baked Rockfish

I will soon be offering a new item for all you healers out there:
Delicious Sagefish Tail

Disclaimer:
Items are sold "Market Price".
Items are perishable.
Consuming raw or undercooked meat, seafood or egg products can increase your risk of foodborne illness.
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90 Troll Shaman
3490
Hello mon. I am Elemenos cousin, Elemenosalt.
Elemeno was kind enough da offer me da franchise opportunity in order da allow expansion of da business overseas to da Horde community.

My shop is still under construction. It might be a little bit before it is complete mon.
Unfortunately, I hired an all-troll work force and they spend most of their day hanging out on da beaches of Durotar playing volleyball and smoking da herb.

While I do not wish my shop opening to be delayed, I cannot argue with da herb.


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