April Fools! Patch 4.1.11 Preview

85 Worgen Hunter
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There should be 3x valor points for Blizzard launching the Rebecca Black song when clicked on crabby..

I feel so nausea :)
Edited by Schadowleez on 4/1/2011 10:49 AM PDT
84 Worgen Druid
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■All NPC’s now have a 25% chance to Dodge right-clicks.
We already can't access the NPCs! Too darned many people on flying mounts.

■Druids no longer talk to Innkeepers to set their Hearthstone. They are instead now required to talk to Stable Masters.
Totally degrading! PROTEST! All druids march on Blizz HQ immediately!
But wait, if we get the AoE knockback while gathering, we can compromise.
GET OFF MAH HERBS!

■Show/Hide pants has been added to the Interface Options menu.
hehe, see y'all, I do got what it takes to be in this raid.
Inspect?
Anyone?

■Sleight of Hand now allows rouges to roll a perfect 100 on boss drops.
This has always been the case. Has any druid ever won a roll for agil leather against a rogue? Never!

■Paladins are now required to tithe 10% of their gold income to their church.
I'll delete my paladin.

■Female warlocks are now correctly called witches.
I can see this working just fine. I can't wait until my wife reads this.

Happy AF Day everyone.

TY Blizz. We really do appreciate the fun

90 Blood Elf Mage
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:D had a good laugh, thanks Blizz <3
85 Night Elf Hunter
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Good one!
90 Human Mage
5500
BEST. PATCH. EVAR.

90 Human Paladin
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Epic
85 Human Paladin
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  • Druids no longer talk to Innkeepers to set their Hearthstone. They are instead now required to talk to Stable Masters.




  • Paladins are now required to tithe 10% of their gold income to their church.



  • Four new reactive shields have been added to the Discipline tree. These new spells are called Heal, Greater Heal, Flash Heal, and Prayer of Healing.



  • Rouges equipping helms that resemble eye patches now suffer a 2% hit penalty from lack of depth perception.




  • Ever a player favorite, the level-80 10- and 25-player raid of Icecrown Citadel is being reintroduced as a level-85 Heroic 5-player dungeon.


  • Ever a player favorite, the level-85 Heroic 5-player dungeon of Deadmines is being reintroduced as a level-85 Heroic 5-player dungeon.


  • All Arena teams must now contain the word “cleave” somewhere in their name.




  • you sir are epic
    Edited by Lucem on 4/1/2011 10:38 AM PDT
    50 Human Paladin
    720
    it kinda seems they're taking away our freedom to customize our own characters, and doing wayyy too much for us. ):
    Now they're picking our talents too?
    this is unfortunate, I miss when WoW was a challenge.
    85 Undead Warrior
    10795
    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    Due to player feedback regarding night elf, blood elf, and worgen “flippy” jumps, player characters can no longer jump.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    Quantum Leap (new ability) propels the warrior through time and space, allowing the warrior to take over the identity of an unknown character in an attempt to improve their life or prevent disaster. Cooldown 5 minutes.

    I seriously just had a five minute cooldown from reading this post because I could not stop laughing and crying.

    Thank you, Blizz. <3 All these posts have just made my day!
    85 Blood Elf Warlock
    2330
    effing halarious.....

    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    In addition to their current talent trees, warlocks and witches can now spend points in any mage talent tree as well.


    and no jumping? LOL

    rouges pickpocketing friendlies would be terrible...
    85 Draenei Shaman
    3495
    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    A healing tree has been added for shaman.

    Blizzard has been listening!

    I've wanted to heal for so long! :D

    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    The shaman now have a Totem Belt, allowing them to carry their totems with them at all times.

    YAY.

    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    To toughen players up for their encounters with dragons and demons, the in-game emote “/hug” has been removed from the game.


    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    the in-game emote “/hug” has been removed from the game.


    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    “/hug” has been removed from the game.

    D:
    90 Night Elf Priest
    18110
    ■Show/Hide pants has been added to the Interface Options menu


    LOL LOL LOL ROFL OMG!!!! EPIC best April fools list ever!
    I'm sooooo glad I don't have to listen to that song!!!! I like sniff'n! Ahooooooooo!
    81 Human Death Knight
    1040
    Crabby says, "I'm glad that Bashiok made this topic. They raise some great points, don't you agree?"

    Absolutely hilarious.
    85 Orc Warrior
    3865
    As funny as this is, I am all for these:

    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    Players in capital cities will receive a 2-hour debuff “Homebody” that increases damage taken and reduces damage and healing given by 10% for every 10 minutes they’re within city limits. We hope this encourages something.


    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    Druid forms are now considered vehicles, allowing one player to ride on the druid’s back while in any form, even their humanoid form.



    And hasn't this already been implemented ???

    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    All Frost mages now receive a complementary personal Arena rating of 2200 upon reaching level 85.



    Finally, a way to stop Flavor of the Weeks

    04/01/2011 09:59 AMPosted by Bashiok
    The Worgen “sniff” sound has been replaced by Rebecca Black’s hit single, Friday. The song will play in its entirety. Every time.
    85 Draenei Paladin
    3560
    Haha all these silly April Fools jokes made me lolz, gg blizz.
    90 Night Elf Hunter
    16565
    Races

    ■The Worgen “sniff” sound has been replaced by Rebecca Black’s hit single, Friday. The song will play in its entirety. Every time.

    I blame Adam Holisky.

    What have you done to us, Adam???
    70 Goblin Hunter
    830
    Epic in limitless ways.
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