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■All NPC’s now have a 25% chance to Dodge right-clicks.
We already can't access the NPCs! Too darned many people on flying mounts.
■Druids no longer talk to Innkeepers to set their Hearthstone. They are instead now required to talk to Stable Masters.
Totally degrading! PROTEST! All druids march on Blizz HQ immediately!
But wait, if we get the AoE knockback while gathering, we can compromise.
GET OFF MAH HERBS!
■Show/Hide pants has been added to the Interface Options menu.
hehe, see y'all, I do got what it takes to be in this raid.
■Sleight of Hand now allows rouges to roll a perfect 100 on boss drops.
This has always been the case. Has any druid ever won a roll for agil leather against a rogue? Never!
■Paladins are now required to tithe 10% of their gold income to their church.
I'll delete my paladin.
■Female warlocks are now correctly called witches.
I can see this working just fine. I can't wait until my wife reads this.
Happy AF Day everyone.
TY Blizz. We really do appreciate the fun
you sir are epic
Edited by Lucem on 4/1/2011 10:38 AM PDT
I seriously just had a five minute cooldown from reading this post because I could not stop laughing and crying.
Thank you, Blizz. <3 All these posts have just made my day!
and no jumping? LOL
rouges pickpocketing friendlies would be terrible...
85 Draenei Shaman
Blizzard has been listening!
I've wanted to heal for so long! :D
As funny as this is, I am all for these:
And hasn't this already been implemented ???
Finally, a way to stop Flavor of the Weeks
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