Portalman has returned!....kinda...

90 Goblin Mage
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Those of you on Alliance side (and some on horde) have known me for the past two years as one of the most reliable transportation methods to get around Azeroth. Offering free portals to any major city and The Grim Guzzler, I offered the cheapest, fastest way from point A to point B. Some of you loyal fans may also remember my warlock, Summonman, who provided free summons to major cities to give all you players the availability to set your hearthstones where you quest most while still giving you the option to be summoned to the Lagtown of your choice when you needed it.

Well after a long break, I am finally back....sort of.

While some of you may have heard, most of you haven't, but after servicing the Alliance for over two years I have decided to transfer to Horde to offer them the same services. Every two years or so, I will be swapping factions so everyone can take advantage of these services.

I will miss a lot of all you loyal customers on Alliance side, but you have not been forgotten. Every time I see you in Tol Barad or the like, I will give you a /wave rather than the standard /cast Arcane Blast. To everyone on Horde side, these are the services I currently provide:

- Portal for you or your party, free of charge to: Tol Barad, Dalaran, Stonard, Orgrimmar, Thunderbluff, Undercity, Silvermoon City, Shattrath or Grim Guzzler.

- Every two hours, I will be able to summon a party of any size to any major city, or any location in the world.

- Escort services (no, not that kind) on my 310% passenger flying mount to almost anywhere in Azeroth.

I greatly encourage anyone to add me to friends for these free services in the future. If I have free time on my hands, I will gladly provide you with any of these services. If I am not online, feel free to whisper my other character, Moomanchu.

I will miss a lot of you on Alliance side, but don't worry! I promise not to spam /sit on your corpse on the battlefield. =)
Edited by Portalman on 4/14/2011 4:04 PM PDT
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90 Human Warrior
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Portal it's Valthur how you been?
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90 Goblin Mage
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Holy crap! Valthur! It's been to long =) I've been doing well. I took a break for school but turns out that getting heavily involved in a girl = less focus on school so I've stopped studying for a while, lol. But now said girl is playing wow with me so I'll be on a ton! Just whisper me or Moomanchu on horde side and I'll give you my RealID so we can stay in touch =)
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85 Worgen Hunter
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MUTINY!
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90 Gnome Mage
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To think I considered you a friend. Thanks for nothing.

Enjoy your (hopefully short) stay in SPQR.

*mutters* D-bag... *mutters*
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85 Goblin Hunter
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umadbro?
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90 Gnome Mage
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Just a bit. It's a long story, but let's just say Portalman didn't leave Øbsession quietly. He issued a Portalmanefesto once we got to guild level 20. The only reason he got /gkicked at that point was our GM was faster with the clicks than he (Portalman) was at leaving the guild.

SPQR can have him (if they still want him). He never really contributed to our guild's success anyway.
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85 Worgen Hunter
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He did, however, contribute to giving me a good laugh..



...TO THIS I HAVE ONE WORD- MUTINY!


haha
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1 Troll Rogue
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You know....I wash my laundery within the privacy of my own house......quietly
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85 Goblin Rogue
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04/20/2011 06:42 PMPosted by Spankmeplz
I wash my laundery within the privacy of my own house

You wash? Since when?
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1 Troll Rogue
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Quiet you. No one asked your opinion.
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85 Goblin Rogue
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If we had to start waiting for permission these forums would be empty
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