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i <3 all of u
i'll be at the dwarven bank mailbox if you would like to sit around a campfire with me.

No way you touch me in the wrong places.... perv! <3

No way you touch me in the wrong places.... perv! <3

you have got to learn to be careful of how close you get to my flaming broom.
Hordes know what im talking about.

I will only sit with you if you get me back my pocket watch. It is guarded by a fierce dragon in the depths of Blackrock Mountains. In order to slay the dragon you must chant a spell written on a scroll hidden in the center of the world. The scroll is written in an unknown and ancient language so you must climb the highest mountain peak in a far away land to find the sage who will teach you this ancient language. He doesn't talk to anybody, so if you want this favor from him you need to bring him 42 red gems and 35 blue gems. These gems aren't easy to get, as they are actually the teeth of an enormous bear god who doesn't like mortals. If you manage to kill the bear god, you will need a pair of enchanted pliers to pull out the gems. The pliers are hidden inside of a bathroom in the forgotten reaches of Exodar. The bathroom is locked, however, so you have to get the key from a Pygmy Gnome who lost his sanity long ago and now wonders hopelessly around Uldum. He always hides at the sight of another person so you will need to camp behind a specific tree that happens to be along his patrol route. He might swallow the key upon being discovered, so after dealing with him you may have to fish it out of his innards.

I actually read that.

I'm unable to read anything bigger then 140 characters.

04/26/2011 10:56 AMPosted by Demonwolf

I will only sit with you if you get me back my pocket watch. It is guarded by a fierce dragon in the depths of Blackrock Mountains. In order to slay the dragon you must chant a spell written on a scroll hidden in the center of the world. The scroll is written in an unknown and ancient language so you must climb the highest mountain peak in a far away land to find the sage who will teach you this ancient language. He doesn't talk to anybody, so if you want this favor from him you need to bring him 42 red gems and 35 blue gems. These gems aren't easy to get, as they are actually the teeth of an enormous bear god who doesn't like mortals. If you manage to kill the bear god, you will need a pair of enchanted pliers to pull out the gems. The pliers are hidden inside of a bathroom in the forgotten reaches of Exodar. The bathroom is locked, however, so you have to get the key from a Pygmy Gnome who lost his sanity long ago and now wonders hopelessly around Uldum. He always hides at the sight of another person so you will need to camp behind a specific tree that happens to be along his patrol route. He might swallow the key upon being discovered, so after dealing with him you may have to fish it out of his innards.

ty but ill sit alone

04/27/2011 01:25 PMPosted by Nerdist

I will only sit with you if you get me back my pocket watch. It is guarded by a fierce dragon in the depths of Blackrock Mountains. In order to slay the dragon you must chant a spell written on a scroll hidden in the center of the world. The scroll is written in an unknown and ancient language so you must climb the highest mountain peak in a far away land to find the sage who will teach you this ancient language. He doesn't talk to anybody, so if you want this favor from him you need to bring him 42 red gems and 35 blue gems. These gems aren't easy to get, as they are actually the teeth of an enormous bear god who doesn't like mortals. If you manage to kill the bear god, you will need a pair of enchanted pliers to pull out the gems. The pliers are hidden inside of a bathroom in the forgotten reaches of Exodar. The bathroom is locked, however, so you have to get the key from a Pygmy Gnome who lost his sanity long ago and now wonders hopelessly around Uldum. He always hides at the sight of another person so you will need to camp behind a specific tree that happens to be along his patrol route. He might swallow the key upon being discovered, so after dealing with him you may have to fish it out of his innards.

ty but ill sit alone

D=<