Clever Resurrection Macro?

85 Night Elf Druid
05/08/2011 05:00 AMPosted by Ceriadiedqq
/y Forgive me %t! Your death only adds to my failure!

I know what it does reference, but it really reminds me of Gladiator... even though that's not even a quote from the movie.
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85 Night Elf Druid
/cast Revive
/em speed-humps %t.
/s Please die again, %t. I didn't get to finish.

Oh geez, that reminds me of my old raid back in Vanilla. Some people got the idea in their heads of making "Failure" macros. The goal quickly became to make them as... Disturbing as possible.

Can't be bothered posting screeenshots but just as an example

"Mathrim teabags Brotherethan, dip dip dip those hairy Dwarf nuts, salty and sooo good"

Or perhaps more disturbing

"Tylia gently eases her enchanted shillelagh into Brotherethan's flaccid carcass. Take your medicine, sweetie"

Not to mention all the "HUMP YOUR ANNIHILATOR! UNF UNF UNF" macros. Vanilla. Good times, good times.

I have a lot of disturbing macros. In fact, I had a 3 hour ban back in Vanilla due to a necrophilia Feign Death macro that I accidentally fired off in Ironforge. This was one of my tamest.
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85 Blood Elf Warlock
Is it ok if i t-bag your body since you keep dieing?
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"I sure hope this resurrection spell works %T, the last guy I tried it on wouldn't stop eating brains."
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85 Blood Elf Priest
Mine is really clever it says: "Rezzing %T"

Nice and simple. Anything else annoys me after a while. Sure they sound crafty and unique, and they're funny -- the first time you hear or read them. After the millionth time running with someone -- you begin to hate it.
Edited by Lipstick on 5/8/2011 5:03 PM PDT
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One could simply roll with the very unoriginal "CLEAR!"
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85 Troll Priest
/s If this had been real life I've be vid-capturing your little incident on a smart phone right now, rather than rezzing you.

Back in BC, with a /nod to Boots up in Netherstorm I would use:
/s Dammit %t, I'm a Priest, not a doctor!
Edited by Audience on 5/8/2011 8:52 PM PDT
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90 Night Elf Priest
i used to have a rez macro something like this... it amusing how well it can be recieved... NO IDEA on whether or not it's still possible in such a simple form like this or if i'm even remembering it properly. chances are i'm not, if someone were to give me one that works i would be very appreciative :)

/cast Resurrection
/sayramdom "%n :)" "%n :D" "%n :(" "%n >:C" "%n >.>" "%n <.<" "L2 Live %n !"
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85 Dwarf Priest
I installed a bunch of addons a while ago and one of them must have included random /says when I rez. I never bothered to check which it was because it's amusing.

They say everything changed in Cataclysm, but I'm still scra ping your carcass off the floor.

Oh look, %t is making me corpse hunt. Thank you ever so much!

%t, by clicking 'Accept', you, the resurrected, hereby consign your soul to the resurrecter, i.e., me.

Let's give %t a round of applause for that beautiful demonstration of what not to do.

Giving %t a shot at another 10% durability loss, please stand by.

De-smearing %t. Try not to step in the goo.

%t has encountered a fatal error. Rebooting...

It turns out %t is only mostly dead.

Hey %t, you know it took Jesus three days to do this?

You have 10 seconds to finish going through %t's pockets.
Edited by Crysta on 5/9/2011 3:33 PM PDT
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90 Dwarf Paladin
05/07/2011 01:49 PMPosted by Shadowson
"%t has gained 100 reputation with the floor." has been mine since late Wrath.

Every time I Ret, I grind this rep. Awesome message :)
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90 Goblin Shaman
"I can't heal stupid, %T. Try again." seems to get me a lot of hate. =P

I'd quit the party when you used that macro whether you rezzed me or rezzed somebody else. Stuff like that is disrespectful of other players and is just asking for drama to start.
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85 Draenei Shaman
"If I don't get to die, you don't get to either!"
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87 Tauren Priest
I had one on my druid that I used once in a while. It used timed commands so it didn't spit out all the text at once.

/me focuses on %t and chants in a voice of unimaginable power...
/s Pie Jesu domine,
/s dona eis requiem.
/me hits %t with a board.

Most of the time, my rez macro was:

/me inserts a quarter into %t.

I also had a really creepy borderline ERP macro.
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85 Blood Elf Paladin

/y Forgive me %t! Your death only adds to my failure!

I like it, no-one gets it, but I like it.

I always loved this one, and I also like that no pugs seem to get it.
Edited by Kúrs on 5/9/2011 8:58 PM PDT
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85 Tauren Druid
"%T, The cause of death was determined to be User Error."

"The next Revive you get %T will be a suppository."

"Too bad, %T, but the monsters already looted you."

There are more but I can't think of any.

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85 Night Elf Priest
My res macro says "Sorry %t, I couldn't heal you, I was too busy tanking." sometimes I change it up a little and it says "Res? What do I look like a prie...oh right."
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