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I have a lot of disturbing macros. In fact, I had a 3 hour ban back in Vanilla due to a necrophilia Feign Death macro that I accidentally fired off in Ironforge. This was one of my tamest.
85 Blood Elf Priest
Mine is really clever it says: "Rezzing %T"
Nice and simple. Anything else annoys me after a while. Sure they sound crafty and unique, and they're funny -- the first time you hear or read them. After the millionth time running with someone -- you begin to hate it.
Edited by Lipstick on 5/8/2011 5:03 PM PDT
/s If this had been real life I've be vid-capturing your little incident on a smart phone right now, rather than rezzing you.
Back in BC, with a /nod to Boots up in Netherstorm I would use:
/s Dammit %t, I'm a Priest, not a doctor!
Edited by Audience on 5/8/2011 8:52 PM PDT
i used to have a rez macro something like this... it amusing how well it can be recieved... NO IDEA on whether or not it's still possible in such a simple form like this or if i'm even remembering it properly. chances are i'm not, if someone were to give me one that works i would be very appreciative :)
/sayramdom "%n :)" "%n :D" "%n :(" "%n >:C" "%n >.>" "%n <.<" "L2 Live %n !"
85 Dwarf Priest
I installed a bunch of addons a while ago and one of them must have included random /says when I rez. I never bothered to check which it was because it's amusing.
They say everything changed in Cataclysm, but I'm still scra ping your carcass off the floor.
Oh look, %t is making me corpse hunt. Thank you ever so much!
%t, by clicking 'Accept', you, the resurrected, hereby consign your soul to the resurrecter, i.e., me.
Let's give %t a round of applause for that beautiful demonstration of what not to do.
Giving %t a shot at another 10% durability loss, please stand by.
De-smearing %t. Try not to step in the goo.
%t has encountered a fatal error. Rebooting...
It turns out %t is only mostly dead.
Hey %t, you know it took Jesus three days to do this?
You have 10 seconds to finish going through %t's pockets.
Edited by Crysta on 5/9/2011 3:33 PM PDT
90 Goblin Shaman
"I can't heal stupid, %T. Try again." seems to get me a lot of hate. =P
I'd quit the party when you used that macro whether you rezzed me or rezzed somebody else. Stuff like that is disrespectful of other players and is just asking for drama to start.
I had one on my druid that I used once in a while. It used timed commands so it didn't spit out all the text at once.
/me focuses on %t and chants in a voice of unimaginable power...
/s Pie Jesu domine,
/s dona eis requiem.
/me hits %t with a board.
Most of the time, my rez macro was:
/me inserts a quarter into %t.
I also had a really creepy borderline ERP macro.
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