@Computus Demum

85 Human Paladin
7395
What's up with my app dawg? it was legit! Here it is for the rest of you fanboys.

Character Name, Class, Race, and Spec:

PALADIN MOTHA #**!A
HUMAN!
RETRIBUTION!

Your Age, Sex, and Location:

26/M/KILLAFORNIA

Off-spec:

REAL RETS DON'T HAVE OFFSPECS

Armory Link:

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/eonar/filter/

Geared Alts (and their offspecs):

REAL RET PALADINS DON'T NEED ALTS

Professions and Skill Level:

ENCHANTING BECAUSE REAL RETS DESTROY OFFSPEC GEAR
JEWELCRAFTING BECAUSE REAL RETS CRUSH #*#!* ASS ROCKS INTO DIAMONDS RUBIES AND SAPPHIRES

End Game Experience: (Specify if other toons)

EVERYTHING BECAUSE REAL RETS LEAVE ONLY DESTRUCTION IN THEIR WAKE

Previous Guilds and Why You Left/Are Leaving:

EXPLICIT AND I'M NOT LEAVING REAL RETS HAVE OMNIPRESENCE

What do you consider the greatest strengths and weaknesses of your class?

TOTAL CARNAGE IN THE WORLD OF PVP/PVE/AUTO-EROTIC ASPHEXIATION

Be thorough. Show us you know what you're talking about.

I ROLL WITH ONE ABILITY NUKE AND ONE STAT AWESOME.

Please link any World of Logs / WMO reports from the toon you are applying on (required for DPS applications):

REAL RETS DO SO MUCH DPS THAT LOGS CAN'T KEEP UP. I MAKE RECOUNT CRY TEARS OF BLOOD EVERY TIME I LOGIN

Why would you like to join CD?

I DON'T I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M SO AMAZING THAT IF I STAY IN ONE PLACE I MIGHT IMPLODE OR EXPLODE, NOT SURE WHICH BECAUSE I'VE NEVER STAYED IN ONE PLACE TO LONG

What makes you special?

MY HUMILITY

What is your favorite raid encounter, and why?

SAPPHIRON BECAUSE REAL RETS TOP HEALING AND DAMAGE METERS AT THE SAME TIME

Your Computer & Internet. Tell us processor, RAM, video card, FPS, internet speed and reliability, and anything else you think is important:

I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER I AM THE MATRIX

Do you use an authenticator?

NO ONE WOULD DARE STEAL MY ACCOUNT FOR FEAR I WOULD COME THROUGH THEIR COMPUTER AND CAST HAMMER OF WRATH ON THEIR *@@!! ASSES

Provide us with a screenshot of your raiding UI:

REAL RETS USE BLIZZARD UI AND CLICK EVERYTHING

What sources/tools do you use for theorycrafting and optimizing your raiding performance?

REAL RETS DON'T THEORYCRAFT THEY JUST MINDLESSLY ROLL FACE ALL OVER YOUR LILY WHITE CANDY ASSES

Our raids go from 7:40pm to 11pm Tuesday, Wednesday, and Sunday. How many do you expect to attend in full?

ALL OF THEM BECAUSE I'M AMAZING DIDN'T YOU GET THAT FROM THIS APPLICATION

Any references in Computus Demum:

REAL RETS HAVE NO FRIENDS HAVE NO ALLIES THEY ONLY HAVE THE LOOTS ON THEIR BACK AND THE SEED IN THE TESTES

Tell Us About Yourself:

Well, I like to play wow its pretty fun. I play a lot of league of legends and stuff. I have an 18 year old girlfriend who's got DD's and no gag reflex. I generally watch FX because it has the movies. Carlos Estevez is my idol, along with Madonna, Ronald Mcdonald, and Gizmo-Duck. I drink lots of redbull and cokes eat skittles. I hit a bird with my car once it was pretty #**!ing amazing to say the least. That bird asploded, I mean really really asploded all that was left was some feathers and a beak.

- Sincerely "Charlie Sheen"
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90 Human Death Knight
14260
Best. App. Ever.
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85 Troll Hunter
9845
I LOL'D.
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85 Worgen Mage
11830
He does 3-9k DPS.
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I look forward to raiding with you.

Also. This is my first "like" on the forums.
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91 Orc Death Knight
10575
What makes you special?

MY HUMILITY

I'm torn. Capslock generally annoys me, this post included, but that line was hilarious.

05/11/2011 01:28 AMPosted by Filter
I play a lot of league of legends and stuff

This is why your app was deleted. LoL is an evil game for awful people.

05/11/2011 01:28 AMPosted by Filter
Gizmo-Duck

Well, maybe you're not that misguided...
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85 Tauren Warrior
6425
05/11/2011 01:35 AMPosted by Machaera
Best. App. Ever.


This
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85 Human Paladin
7395
What makes you special?

MY HUMILITY

I'm torn. Capslock generally annoys me, this post included, but that line was hilarious.



This is the line that made me laugh the most. That and how i want to roll my face over peoples asses.
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85 Draenei Warrior
7985
05/11/2011 01:28 AMPosted by Filter
I hit a bird with my car once it was pretty #**!ing amazing to say the least. That bird asploded, I mean really really asploded all that was left was some feathers and a beak.


I loved that ####ing bird, baddie!
Edited by Aragost on 5/11/2011 3:07 PM PDT
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85 Blood Elf Priest
6065
When I read the title, I totally thought it would be somebody complaining that Hewfe jacked their car.

Sincerely "Charlie Sheen"


I'm afraid we are full on Ret Paladins, but could certainly use someone with Tiger Blood to serve as a hunter pet.

Let us know if you decide to accept. (Poake promises to Mend Pet you on cooldown.)
Edited by Seb on 5/11/2011 9:46 PM PDT
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85 Human Paladin
7395
The only time you can ever be full on ret is if he's on top of you plowing you into eternity.
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85 Blood Elf Priest
6065
You never go full Ret.
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85 Blood Elf Paladin
4560
CD declined my app too.
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91 Orc Death Knight
10575
05/12/2011 05:06 PMPosted by Kohkohpuffz
CD declined my app too.


Kokowi?
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80 Undead Mage
3965
Too many sexy people in this guild
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85 Tauren Druid
5980
Your humility? You don't own me.
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100 Troll Mage
17110
I feel this needed to be necro'd.
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90 Pandaren Shaman
13920
What makes you special?

MY HUMILITY


Yep, still the best part.
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90 Tauren Druid
13420
great read
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