Topic @Computus Demum
What's up with my app dawg? it was legit! Here it is for the rest of you fanboys.
Character Name, Class, Race, and Spec:
PALADIN MOTHA #**!A
Your Age, Sex, and Location:
REAL RETS DON'T HAVE OFFSPECS
Geared Alts (and their offspecs):
REAL RET PALADINS DON'T NEED ALTS
Professions and Skill Level:
ENCHANTING BECAUSE REAL RETS DESTROY OFFSPEC GEAR
JEWELCRAFTING BECAUSE REAL RETS CRUSH #*#!* ASS ROCKS INTO DIAMONDS RUBIES AND SAPPHIRES
End Game Experience: (Specify if other toons)
EVERYTHING BECAUSE REAL RETS LEAVE ONLY DESTRUCTION IN THEIR WAKE
Previous Guilds and Why You Left/Are Leaving:
EXPLICIT AND I'M NOT LEAVING REAL RETS HAVE OMNIPRESENCE
What do you consider the greatest strengths and weaknesses of your class?
TOTAL CARNAGE IN THE WORLD OF PVP/PVE/AUTO-EROTIC ASPHEXIATION
Be thorough. Show us you know what you're talking about.
I ROLL WITH ONE ABILITY NUKE AND ONE STAT AWESOME.
Please link any World of Logs / WMO reports from the toon you are applying on (required for DPS applications):
REAL RETS DO SO MUCH DPS THAT LOGS CAN'T KEEP UP. I MAKE RECOUNT CRY TEARS OF BLOOD EVERY TIME I LOGIN
Why would you like to join CD?
I DON'T I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M SO AMAZING THAT IF I STAY IN ONE PLACE I MIGHT IMPLODE OR EXPLODE, NOT SURE WHICH BECAUSE I'VE NEVER STAYED IN ONE PLACE TO LONG
What makes you special?
What is your favorite raid encounter, and why?
SAPPHIRON BECAUSE REAL RETS TOP HEALING AND DAMAGE METERS AT THE SAME TIME
Your Computer & Internet. Tell us processor, RAM, video card, FPS, internet speed and reliability, and anything else you think is important:
I DON'T HAVE A COMPUTER I AM THE MATRIX
Do you use an authenticator?
NO ONE WOULD DARE STEAL MY ACCOUNT FOR FEAR I WOULD COME THROUGH THEIR COMPUTER AND CAST HAMMER OF WRATH ON THEIR *@@!! ASSES
Provide us with a screenshot of your raiding UI:
REAL RETS USE BLIZZARD UI AND CLICK EVERYTHING
What sources/tools do you use for theorycrafting and optimizing your raiding performance?
REAL RETS DON'T THEORYCRAFT THEY JUST MINDLESSLY ROLL FACE ALL OVER YOUR LILY WHITE CANDY ASSES
Our raids go from 7:40pm to 11pm Tuesday, Wednesday, and Sunday. How many do you expect to attend in full?
ALL OF THEM BECAUSE I'M AMAZING DIDN'T YOU GET THAT FROM THIS APPLICATION
Any references in Computus Demum:
REAL RETS HAVE NO FRIENDS HAVE NO ALLIES THEY ONLY HAVE THE LOOTS ON THEIR BACK AND THE SEED IN THE TESTES
Tell Us About Yourself:
Well, I like to play wow its pretty fun. I play a lot of league of legends and stuff. I have an 18 year old girlfriend who's got DD's and no gag reflex. I generally watch FX because it has the movies. Carlos Estevez is my idol, along with Madonna, Ronald Mcdonald, and Gizmo-Duck. I drink lots of redbull and cokes eat skittles. I hit a bird with my car once it was pretty #**!ing amazing to say the least. That bird asploded, I mean really really asploded all that was left was some feathers and a beak.
- Sincerely "Charlie Sheen"
What makes you special?
I'm torn. Capslock generally annoys me, this post included, but that line was hilarious.
This is why your app was deleted. LoL is an evil game for awful people.
Well, maybe you're not that misguided...
Edited by Aragost on 5/11/11 3:07 PM (PDT)
I loved that ####ing bird, baddie!
Edited by Seb on 5/11/11 9:46 PM (PDT)
When I read the title, I totally thought it would be somebody complaining that Hewfe jacked their car.
Sincerely "Charlie Sheen"
I'm afraid we are full on Ret Paladins, but could certainly use someone with Tiger Blood to serve as a hunter pet.
Let us know if you decide to accept. (Poake promises to Mend Pet you on cooldown.)