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Blammy Boomblast here. I know that livin' in this crazy world can be a tough thing, and sometimes, ya just don't know what you should do in a given situation.
Who better to tell you how to live your life than me? I mean, really.
So, I'm starting an advice column. An advice column where I answer you vocally. That's right, with my very own voice filled with gobliny goodness.
So here's the deal: You ask a question in this thread, and if I deem it worthy or suitably pathetic, I'll answer it.
So... Ask away.
Disclaimer: I do not guarantee that any of my advice will be useful in any way whatsoever. I am not responsible for any misfortune, injury, or permanent scarring that may result from said advice.
#1: Taedius: How can I make my voice deeper?
#2: Oirk: I have a short beard, and I'm balding. My life sucks. HELP.
#3: Ograthar: An elf woman said my tusk wasn't big enough. How can I fix this?
#4: McSars: Who should I target first? The alien invaders, the orcs, or their savage followers, the trolls?
#5: Hranu: I like a girl but she won't let me get close to her. :(
#6: Madelynne: People harrass me because I wear red. What shall I do?
#7: Felthier: What's the best way to kill Night Elves?
#8: Mariyle: How can I be a less generic paladin?
#9: Aenastin: Why are you doing this for free?
Vocal question: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFuuOXdugUp4AWpX5
#10: Rahk'tal: How do I keep the elf women (and men) from trying to get into my pants so much?
Vocal question: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vpkBWELAl4X7J8kmf
#11: Kaemrys: How do we unite the Alliance and the Horde against the true evils of Azeroth?
#12: Eirskald: What do I do when someone tries to murder me, but my friends say I shouldn't kill him because he used to be a friend?
#13: Aggrona: How do I get elf girls to notice me? Yelling "LOK'TAR OGAR!" doesn't work.
#14: Edyrem: I killed a bunch of elves, and now they're mad. What do I do?
#15: Taedius: How do I deal with a loud, ranting crusader at the Stormwind Cathedral? I can't attack, use bombs, etc.
Vocal question: http://vocaroo.com/?media=vZLqaTQlzujRNgEzI
#16: Sabien: Something about friends and murder and left and right.
#17: Kesi: I'm breeding a plant that eats gnomes. How do I make sure it doesn't think I'm a gnome and eat me?
#18: Garwix: I've seen something horrible, and nothing is helping to make the image go away. Help!
#19: Thalfrus: How do I find Goldshire ladies who don't have something extra?
#20: Mordrom: I collect pointy ears. Goblin ears are hard to get, think I could pay a goblin for his ears?
#21: Casylia: What sweets can I give my sweetie for our anniversary?
#22: Tanarious: A blood elf threw bombs at me, and now I have shrapnel in my leg. What do I do?
#23: Riverfang: Why do they call it an XBox360?
#24: Jinatae: Why do goblins hit on every race out there?
#25: Gavian: How can my friend route the Forsaken out of Lordaeron?