Roast Ravenhill (A.k.a troll-aton 10k)

Ok, so I just back recently after 5 months of not playing World of Warcraft and focusing on school. Personally, the game just is not fun anymore for me. With that being said, I only have a few days left on my account before it expires and I'm probably not coming back to the game anytime soon. So I thought it would be fun to pay 10k gold to the best troll comment made in this thread towards me. The rules are simple, only troll comments made towards me from players of this server will receive the 10k gold. Why am I doing this? **** you, that's why! But seriously, are you going to pass on 10k gold?
Edited by Ravenhill on 5/31/2011 8:52 AM PDT
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90 Human Warrior
17215
OK.I'll start. Who really cares what you do. Nor do I care you are quitting. Nor do I care why you are quitting.
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90 Human Paladin
5800
You come in runnin' your mouth. Talkin' like you're a big shot, with your helmet lookin' like Cujo and Donald Duck had an orgy in a pile of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Ooze.

WANTING to KNOW, what the people think.... Well you come to the right place because, I, VISER, the People's Paladin will tell you EXACTLY what the people think. Ten thousand Gold on the line and you want to hear something I would have told you for FREE. Viser says he will NEVER... and Viser means NEVER give a kobold's ass when or WHERE you quit playing WoW.


So take your failed-paladin, (thats right all warriors are just failed paladins that couldn't pass a goddamn basic math test), goofy hat wearing, fury dual derpstick, mastery nerfed time and time again ass back up to flyin' idly above stormwind where you BELONG.

Because Viser has GOT THIS. Because I am the BEST damn paladin this world has ever seen.


I CAN take candle.

When Nefarian did his class call, he called out all paladin's and then realizing his mistake...added "Except Viser. Just chill, bro...I don't want any trouble."

And when Ragnaros comes back for his second ass whipping he will only roll his eyes and say "Not this ##%# again."

So you think anyone gives damn dime if you quit WoW or not? When they got this... *flexes his arm*

OF COURSE NOT!


(it is of my opinion that all good trolls, should cut wrestling promos)
Edited by Vìser on 6/1/2011 4:54 PM PDT
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90 Human Warlock
17025
You were gone?










You can send me the 10k g now.
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You were gone?










You can send me the 10k g now.

Seriously...

http://i.imgur.com/lbAEy.jpg
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85 Human Rogue
3080
were ever you go tim will be there
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90 Night Elf Hunter
8380
Your helmet is terrifying.


Yes, that's the best I can do.
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90 Orc Rogue
16770
10k gold is pocket change.

You already quit 2 weeks after launch... is this your Michael Jordan quit skit?
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The winner will be receiving his gold shortly.

For everyone else, thank you for posting. It was fun reading what everyone had to say ^.^ Catch me on Reddit /r/gaming sometime.
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