An Open Letter to Horde in Tol Barad

85 Gnome Mage
14880
My dearest horde players,

As you may have noticed, Alliance loses Tol Barad most of the time. True, we occasionally get a win, and for that I am most grateful to the horde for showing your mercy, but most of the time we lose. So I have a request. Once it has become apparent that alliance is losing*, I like to take off my clothes and dance naked with the horde. Unfortunately, most of you slaughter me before I can run up to you and /dance.

This makes me a sad gnome. Since we lose TB most of the time, I'd like to spend more quality time naked dancing with horde members. So when you see me with my clothes off running toward you, please don't slaughter me yet. I'm just a gnome looking for some love.

*I define alliance losing as when a majority of the below occurs:

(1) Alliance decides not targeting healers is a viable strategy.
(2) Alliance decides trying to "defend" (lol) against the horde zerg is a viable strategy.
(3) Alliance thinks running around in circles with siege engines is helpful
(4) Alliance are standing outside the base in the doorway being farmed.
(5) Alliance are running around on the roads instead of going to bases.

Much love,

Your Favorite Gnome
Edited by Ionadh on 6/19/2011 5:04 PM PDT
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100 Undead Warlock
7790
-.- sorry sir but when we are in the middle of a warzone like Tb. I can not promise my shadowbolt won't fly up your naked ass out of pure accident. I reccommend keeping your clothes on so horde can fling shadowbolts at you, without your butt being hurt.
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87 Troll Priest
11535
I, however, am all for dancing naked and tea parties!! Bring some drinks for any friends you think may join you and I'll do the same!!

Too bad its so bleak in there......

Hugs,
Jannie
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90 Gnome Warlock
10300
We cant keep this gnome under control :/
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(1) Horde decides not targeting healers is a viable strategy.
(2) Horde decides trying to "defend" (lol) against the horde zerg is a viable strategy.
(3) Horde thinks running around in circles with siege engines is helpful
(4) Horde are standing outside the base in the doorway being farmed.
(5) Horde are running around on the roads instead of going to bases.

Happens on both sides of the fence I assure you.

I have naked Kat macro'ed for such an occasion but... you might not like the whole eye level situation.
Edited by Katsumo on 6/20/2011 8:36 AM PDT
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90 Gnome Warlock
10300
/cower
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85 Gnome Mage
14880
I would like to thank the most gracious horde for their responses. I understand sometimes its hard in the heat of battle to distinguish which gnomes are sexy and just want to dance with you and which gnomes are sexy and intent on killing you. So if I get slaughtered the first few times trying to /hug and /love you while naked, I understand. But lets try to make sure it doesn't happen over half a dozen times, mmk? And we of course will do the same for our fellow hordies Janjapi - just make sure you don't get to close to me at eye level, Katsumo. You might step on me.

Therefore I propose a naked dancing truce:

"IN GNOMEREGAN, JUNE 20, 2011
The unanimous Declaration of the gnomes of Light Brigade

When in the Course of gnomish events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another faction and to assume among the races of Azeroth, the separate and nude station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of gnomekind requires that they should declare the causes which compel them to the naked dancing."

I'm working on the rest of it.
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85 Undead Mage
2220
Naked gnomes taste better then clothed ones, less dress in the teeth, better for digestion.
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90 Draenei Paladin
13375
Do I really need to come back to TB? I usually have better things to do, like wander around stormwind in my sexy Judgement armor.
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I unfortunately signed a blood pact back in 2005 requiring me to kill all gnomes on sight. I admire your "balls" in requesting to not be murdered on sight; however, you are a gnome.
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100 Human Paladin
22270
I already have Master of Tol Barad, I just do it for extra honorable kills and to try and help others get theirs. Hi Janjapi and Merlinii, how goes the RBG's?
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85 Goblin Mage
1380
Naked gnomes are a plague to this world and need to be killed off instantly. No mercy, straight up head shot. They are worse then the naked night elves dancing on the postboxes.

Don't cry though little gnome, I'm sure Blizzard will find another way to make it so that horde will feel the need to throw games in order to get 1800 honor per game.

I personally have no sympathy for the weak...
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100 Human Paladin
22270
I think most forsaken should be shot in the head for some reason, maybe because they are brain eating smelly sacks of bones and rotting flesh, though I wont kill Merlinii, he friendly undead. I want goblin punting to be a new sport, 100 points for punting a goblin into deathwing's mouth and when you hear the crunching sounds of their bones breaking as deathwing eats them, but thats just me.
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85 Goblin Mage
1380
No sympathy for the weak... That means you too mister guard hugger
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100 Human Paladin
22270
And yet I see horde run to their guards all the time, so does that mean the horde are guard huggers as well?
Edited by Natheren on 6/21/2011 6:26 AM PDT
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85 Goblin Mage
1380
duhr...

If they jump infront of a train, does that mean you have to do the same?

I herd u lik swimming wif mudkipz
Edited by Gozza on 6/21/2011 1:47 PM PDT
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85 Gnome Mage
14880
06/20/2011 01:40 PMPosted by Lasoon
Naked gnomes taste better then clothed ones, less dress in the teeth, better for digestion.


I'm not so sure I'm feeling the love here, guys.
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85 Tauren Paladin
2440
I'll dance with you ^_^
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If you weren't a gnome, I'd consider it but the truth is gnomes frighten me so I attack in defense. =[
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85 Undead Mage
2220
There is tons of love, I LOVE EATING GNOME CORPSES!
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