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[H] AT MoP RECRUITMENT NEEDS [5/28]
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Edited by Hyper on 5/28/12 4:52 PM (PDT)
Itching to be the first on the server to explore the upcoming heroic dungeons, and expansive raid encounters in Mists of Pandaria? It's time for a new expansion, and Acquired Taste is looking to bolster its ranks to hit the first three raids (and world bosses eeeeeeee) as hard as possible. Now, more than ever is a great time to join Acquired Taste and prepare for the new expansion with us! With that said, those applying will be expected to be 90 as soon as possible to clear as much as we can within the first week of release. Currently, AT is in need of:
-ALL DPS CLASSES EXCLUDING HUNTERS AND SHADOW PRIESTS. -ALL HEALING CLASSES EXCLUDING PRIESTS -EXCEPTIONAL, RELIABLE TANKS *****AS ALWAYS EXCEPTIONAL APPLICANTS WILL BE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED***** Raiding Schedule: Sunday-Thursday 7:00 Server time ~ 11:00 Server time, Mondays typically clean-up if necessary. Do not bother applying if you cannot schedule your simple lives around these times. *Hours may extend past typical hours during the first few weeks of progression* Application template: Atakama.net Message myself or another officer in-game if you are having difficulty with forum access. Comedic Relief: To quote Divus, the following should have no chance of hindering your ability to raid once accepted:
- having your house burn down - having the hotel that you move into after your house burns down burn down - picking up a catastrophic computer virus that is impossible to remove and causes you to DC constantly - moving to a part of the country that does not have internet service - moving to a part of the country that does not have electricity - becoming employed at a job that conflicts with raiding - enrolling in a class that for some reason meets at night instead of during the day like a normal class - having your limb(s) crushed in a motor vehicle accident - having a loved one crushed in a motor vehicle accident - finding a girlfriend/boyfriend/other that requires you to stop playing WoW or to put your girlfriend/boyfriend/other on vent to talk to us to convince us that it isn't really your sister/brother/other - finding religion - acquiring pets that are flammable only during raids - running out of money and being unable to pay the electricity bill, causing them to shut down your electricity at 9 PM - E-romance - need to spend all your time impregnating your wife - marching band (wtf...) - third year of medical school - ebay/craigslist for drug money - your school is actually a territory of North Korea and restricts all internet traffic from non-Leader related sources - move into a house where the microwave causes the internet to fail, said microwave is sacrosanct and cannot be turned off - get deployed to Iraq - get deployed to Applebee's - your house is built on the edge of a sink hole in Brazil and every time it rains your house slips closer and closer to the sink hole and you have to quit WoW because your internet falls into the sink hole - you disappear during Mardi Gras and are never heard from again - get fat and decide the only way to lose weight is to quit WoW - get a teaching job in rural China - decide you hate healing and emo out - decide to go to South Africa for the world cup and pretend like your cell phone broke - emo out because I ask you a question about your healing - get abducted by our ex-priests - get addicted to !@#$%^- (jk ILU) - have a past romance with a girl that Feistyhippo was also creeping on and gquit - get mobilized by your country's militia - emo out because our shadow priests are mean - don't remember to communicate for cooldowns tanking heroic nef adds - pissing off every member of your class roster within the first week of joining, insisting on your healing officer to cast healing touch (even though you don't heal) and eventually quitting because we cannot recognize your brilliance; or claiming you are the fluid druid - getting hacked with an authenticator If the aforementioned catastrophes do not have even the smallest chance of occurring, you can meet our raid times, you know your class inside and out and can follow simple instructions on boss fights, and you can write an application at a minimum 8th grade level of English, then feel free to apply at Atakama.net. |
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mage I got this. |
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jahful as in jahlea?
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If only you needed mages.
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jajajajajajaja
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Edited by Otmar on 6/30/11 9:55 PM (PDT)
Glad to see I still make the list. Go Go Teaching in rural China!!!!!
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Bump for heroics
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THIS WAS BANHA RIGHT? *%@@ i miss him |
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Bump for a priest, enhancement shaman that could have t12 legs if you transfer and log on after your ginvite. Also H Shannox down.
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Did you guy's already recruit a enhance shaman? just woundering considering transfering off server im on now. not to many raid progessed guilds there mostly pvp and all the pve guilds are full that accually clear content
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updated needs 7/20
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nope, been raiding without one for half a year now |
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MM were you referring to Jahlea in your OP?
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yes always
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lolol
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I got this. |
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I And this too. Also, I am AWESOME at HoN. Come at me bros! |
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I find it hilarious that if we actually engulfed LC's members, we would have the same progression while only raiding 3 nights a week like you guys already do now...
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