Rap Battle 2.0

85 Night Elf Druid
Ticketstub "Killer"
Ticketstub comes soaring through the sky,
others wish they could fly.
Players almost always die unless they are like Aristeaus
and get away like a fly.
Oh damn Sonichooss coming in fastest warrior in town,
because he is brown.
Dont frown Jerkieson is here,
to heal, feel, and make us meal.
Ninjaboots watches from a tower, he is here every hour,
when he is gone he takes a shower.
Fearnoone always fighting in TB,
thinking no one can mess with me.
He is always trying to crack jokes,
He thinks its always a Hoax.
Ralmanos, the courage is strong,
but he really has a small dong.
Everyone knows Dark is big and long,
He does no wrong.
Shujenka always trying to be mean,
all he needs is some green.
Holyshockd from what ive seen,
He gets locked down in lean CC.
Ya'll dont understand THE Ticketstub,
All He needs is a little rub. :)
Don't mess with Ticketstub.
Killa, Killa, He is fo realla .

(C) - Ticketstub - of the Realm of Zuluhed.. US

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85 Troll Priest
is this available on itunes?
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62 Human Death Knight
I don't rap, I only talk to a beat.
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85 Night Elf Druid
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85 Human Hunter
Ill start the fight in camo, dont need to worry about running out of bullets.. in 4.0 they removed ammo
Open with a aimed/chimera shot, trap the druid.. the kill target wont get a single hot
Alliance concentrates on pve and raiding, they pay the skilled players to farm them arena rating
If a warrior charges me.. i disengage, I see an arcane blast and silence the mage, kite the warrior so hard it starves him of rage, troll him so hard he QQs on a new forum page.
Online sensation thinks theyre pro at rated BGs, we can beat them even if we agree to use no CDs, arthist begs to play with us and gets to his knees, he remembers him manners and even says please we send him off and say no N double O Bs.
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90 Human Warrior
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85 Human Hunter
Im pretty sure half of the server knows you are bi-sexual, and read what you just said lol. The funny part is im not joking either
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85 Night Elf Druid
Jealous fills with you Bulletmagnet. You are easily penetrated.
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85 Night Elf Druid
Jealous fills with you Bulletmagnet. You are easily penetrated.
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85 Human Paladin
imo Ninjaboots totally won that one.

^ see rhyming is easy
for real its just breezy
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85 Human Paladin
Ninja, you say this now, but 10 years from now OS will plow.
If this game is still goin, you'll be blowin
my @!!*.
You make me sick.
Get outta my face.
Nice ratings bro -- finished last place.
What title did you get? Challenger? Thats nice.
Go take a shower you scrub.
Shave off that head lice.
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85 Night Elf Druid
He is small like a mice
He cant get lice
He rolls snake eyes every dice
Who knows if he eats rice
Ninjaboots doesnt know how to fly
give him a parachute you'll probably die
Not gonna lie
My oh my
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85 Night Elf Rogue
07/05/2011 12:59 PMPosted by Ticketstub
Jealous fills with you Bulletmagnet. You are easily penetrated.

i didnt even post here and ur talking about me...I LIKE IT
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85 Night Elf Druid
He, aka the hunter = Bulletmagnet
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85 Human Paladin
Ticket. Quit the rap game.
You're putting yourself to shame.
Most of those are stupid rhymes, they aren't cool, they're lame.
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81 Goblin Mage
Rap is my outlet. Cant live without it. Try and beat me, ill take your f**kin face and pound it.
Lyrics come outta my mouth, no way to get around it.
Give me and lip, and your producers gonna frown on it. Yeah.
Ill beat you like the others. When im finished off with you, you wont come back for another.
Crazy mother ******? I know another. If you want revenge best bring some courage and some cover.
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85 Night Elf Druid
Cant be a hater,
you just really wanna date her
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90 Human Warrior
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85 Gnome Priest
You rollin here from faded,
past is shaded,
now your hated,
you came in here guns blazen,
now its time to start the hazen,

I'll toss you a bubble,
cause your ass is back introuble,
gettin carried by my heals,
Jew castin calling peels
Ill toss a pain supression,
now im teaching you a lesson,
throwin out my dots,
dispelling druid hots
im owning this arena,
surprized i havent seenya,
i guess ive never been that low,
tell me how your season goes.

I gotta #%*# some noob arena,
where they call me post Katrina
the ruthless ill be showing,
will be trollin your emotions
im not braggin or boasting,
just ownin on your postin
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