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A man is sitting at the bar when he notices a beautiful woman walk in and sit down at a table across the room. After 30 minutes the man finally builds up enough courage to walk up to her and offer her a drink, but before he can finish his sentence she yells "NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!".
Confused and embarrassed, the man quietly returns to his seat while the rest of the bar stares at him. Shortly after the woman approaches him and says "I'm sorry to yell at you like that. You see, I'm a grad student and I'm studying peoples reactions to embarrassing situations". The man shouted "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 200 DOLLARS?!"
I want to thank everybody and anybody who ever had anything at all to do with the making of this picture. But I especially want to thank Fixit for looting the corpse in the background.
Edited by Elife on 11/29/2012 7:33 PM PST
A bear and a rabbit are taking a !@#$ in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have problems with %^-* sticking to your fur?"
And the rabbit replies, "No, I don't." So the bear wipes his !@# with the rabbit.
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