Warning: SILLY, read at your own risk!
shhh don't blow his cover wargall...Ultra nationalist juice expert people will come on here and force us to show the license for the bbq. They know it's his. I stole it, because it was pink, even though it didn't match my nails, whoops sorry I pressed the zed key. Octopus rainbow activated!
OCTOPUS: I AM THE FORUM OCTOPUS, I AM NOT FIGHTING YOU.
ME: STOP THE RAINBOW CRAYON IS MINE PLEASE it offended the cabbage already.
OCTOPUS: I got up on the rainbow because you tried to walk across town so I was gonna block you.
me: my race car is quite fast, I even ran over a sauce. VROOM my muscles are from music i make by slamming the frying pan into the boat to attract the fish. It helps soothe the naked walrus when he's painting the new juice box logo for us to look at while we suck.
OCTOPUS: YOU CLEARLY HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THE JUSTIN BEIBER PHOTOGRAPHS ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT FORUMS, ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN THAT DUCKS DON'T BELIEVE IN SASQUATCH UNTIL THEY CAN AFFIRM THAT THEY LIKE GEL PENS ALSO...
ME: THAT ritual is only about shoecase, the new bookcase of the age of moccasins. I was there when you gave the tortoise the can opener and he opened the jug. Inside was magic rainbow mints, they haven't stopped flowing out and flopping. Soothe this lucious apple magic. I despise it, I've even had the rights to Reba Mcentires slipper collection before you even knitted your first kleenex box cover.
OCTOPUS: Believe what you must but justin beiber has made his appearance on lightnings blade's forums, and you could preserve the nation of duck butter if you protected the margerine underneath a minifridge within the worlds strongest blanketfort
ME: I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SUPERPASS THIS RAINBOW MAGIC, I EVEN MADE MY SLIPPERS HAVE X'S ON THEM SO YOU CAN FEEL MY PAIN, JUSTIN BIEBER HAS NEVER WRITTEN AN X ON SNOOPY BEFORE TO REALIZE THAT THE WORLD IS FULL OF PINECONES. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US, PINECONES ARE EVERYWHERE...
ME: Well if you're going to believe in justin beiber on facebook then I think I'm going to turn the pinecones against you...
octopus: YOU SHANT. I MUST BRING YOU THE BREAD I HAVE BAKED. RAISINS, I played 8 games of boggle, that's how long they took.
ME: I don't need to take a dump yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the octopus was defeated shortly after because I let the the bears out to dance and overpower his regime of road blockers. It was like mad max, but mad octopus rainbow mint exploder blocker guy....*
01/16/2012 02:06 PMPosted by StyWHY AM I DOING THIS
I could say the same with why Im doin it as well
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