''I am kneeling infront of you, sir or madame.
This is Dougie Fresh right here, a well known and respected member of Mannoroth and citizen of Azeroth since day one of WoW.
I am requesting, in the most honorable and respectful manners, the title of Fresh as this is how I am known around this server.
Sir Dougie Fresh, Fresher than Fresh''
Petition Answer by Game Master Velcorsee, who I'm gonna have to refer as The Boss from now on:
''Greetings Dougie, lord of Freshness!
Thanks for contacting us! Unfortunately, I didn't have the opportunity to speak with you, but I certainly hope everything is going well!
I understand you have a concern regarding the title of 'fresh'.
While we would wish nothing more, than to grant you this title Dougie, I'm afraid another currently holds it.
Sit well Dougie, and listen to this tale.
This is a tale of events which hath inverted a young ones life, and led to his eventual appointment as heir to the throne of the Bel Air Township.
Begat and reared in western Philadelphia spending many a day becoming frigid whilst filling baskets adjacent to the academy.
Ruffians ran rampant through the village; a scuffle ensued prompting his fearful mother to change his domicile to that with over kin, in Bel Air.
He summoned a cart, which appeared most gaudy, nonetheless he beseeched the driver to take him to Bel Air.
Arriving barely after nightfall, he bid the knave goodbye, as he relished his arrival at his new place of residence, where he was awarded the title of 'The Fresh Prince''
Alas, so long as this prince remains fresh, we are unable to grant this title. However... there may be a way...
While I do understand and appreciate your concern, I would like for you to consider offering any ideas you may have that can provide a positive change within the game for yourself and other players to our Development team. You can post these ideas on our Suggestions forums located: http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/.
Many great things have come from player submitted ideas and suggestions. :)
I hope that this response has adequately resolved your petition! If it hasn't feel free to select Need More Help. Be sure to provide as much information about what is going on as possible. :)
If it has resolved the issue, go ahead and click on Message Read.
Thank you for playing, and have a great day!
Game Master Velcorsee