1) You can only write three words at a time
2) You can not post two times in a row.
Our story thus far:
So there I was, balls deep in a hell-storm where there was the beast Ochocinco who was traded and forced to eat out of a beer can until he barfed waffles all over Atramedes' book club. Oh, but wait....is that a wandering gas cloud? No, back to talking about waffles and how Ochocinco likes to touch himself while he thinks about all his days as he lies naked, covered in waffles, petting his turtle while pew pewing the neighbors child every other day in the shower.
So then Zadde died and stayed alive because zombie Zadde is better than living Ochocinco. "Who is Ochocinco?" said the shaman. "...What's a shaman?" Zadde mused thoughtfully while day dreaming the world ended. From the ashes of the cataclysm which was staged by the alliance in an attempt to assassinate Ochocinco who knew secrets of diabolical plans from Bill Belichick to eradicate turtles and win over Bertha, his lover, who smothers children who say "Ya'll" because hillbillies fail to win at things like wow. Meanwhile back at at the Batcave, Captain Jack Sparrow and Robin made sweet, sweet love to an unsuspecting Ferret named Vei, who squealed when they noticed the huge gaping hole left behind when Mothra came and filled Weezul with his undying devotion and feline aids. But silly Vei and his cohorts drank bleach and got crabs from an extremely shady guy.
To Be Continued......
And now back to the end.
"Or is it?" said the little earthworm to the big bad wolf whose breath smelled like fish tacos...