(all voices were nasally and high pitched)
Lead warlock: COME ON YOU %$##***&&!!!!. I am sick of wiping on this @@**&#^#% boss!!!!
How many times does that make???!!!!
A certain priest: 9,396 times
Lead warlock: WTF!!!!!! You all are a bunch of **&&$%%#^ !@#$%!!!! I am sick of this **&&@(#!!!!
A certain priest: Hey, I have an idea. Its kind of radical and it will really make a lot of people unhappy.
Lead warlock: I am listening minion........
A certain priest: Lets go to Stormwind and fight the mailbox boss!!!!
Lead warlock: What the **&$^$% is the mailbox boss?????
A certain priest: It makes up all of the mailboxes in Stormwind. I hear lore that if you stand on all of them in Stormwind at the same time you get Epic loots!!!!!
Lead Warlock: hmmmmmmm, I like epic loots and I love to **&$&$^ with people.....Lets DO IT!!!! Good job minion!!!
30 minutes later in Stormwind........
Lead Warlock: Ok you minion #1 go to the trade district and stand on the mailbox next to the bank, you minion number 2 take the one next to the left side of the fountain as you are facing the bank...
A certain priest: Are we going to use raid markers?????
Lead Warlock: You FOOL!!!! We are CA we do not USE RAIDMARKERS!!! OK is everyone ready??
A certain Priest: Wait, where are you going to be my lord???
Lead Warlock: I will be sitting on the railing of the bank watching this epic battle unfold. OK, I am putting up a ready check. Its all clear, On you minion tank.
Minion Tank: OK, standing in 3....2.....1.....