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So I met a guy, things are going great. He's the stable tank in my life that I've been searching for. He's right there with me, from the mundane dailies to the pointless achieve farming. He can definitely hold his threat if you know what I mean. *wink*
Here's my dilemma. He's somewhat lacking in the... PvP department. He's an otherwise fantastic guy. How do I get around this one flaw?
Hi, entrepreneur (wow I spelled that right on the first try) here!
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gnomes>DKs>DK pets>Hunter pets>warlock pets
i.e. You get into a random dungeon group with an unholy gnome DK, just kick to save yourself the trouble (unless you're really bad and need a scapegoat for your own mistakes).
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