THIS IS 2 POSTS NOT ONE. So many people only read one post.
So there was once a fat man and a hot chick, both of which were hunters. Their pets loved eachother, so they hung out quite a bit together. The man's name was Vahlkano, the lady was Cerakua. They roamed forests together with their pets, and eventually began to love eachother. They then found out that they were the best hunters to have ever lived on the server named.... Echo Isles. They made a plan.
Vahlkano and Cerakua were sick of having to stay the top in the realm, so they decided they would exterminate all competition. They started in Silvermoon, and worked their way south all the way to Booty Bay, they then had a dinner cruise over to the beautiful Barrens. They were tired from their three day trek, and headed off to Orgrimmar for a rest. The next week they started working on Kalimdor, starting in Orgrimmar and went to Exodar and Darnassus. They then slept on the Teldrassil Beach, had a picnic, and on their second day of Kalimdor, took a boat back to Auberdine and went all the way to Tanaris, with no sleep for 48 hours. In Tanaris they slept, and on the 5th day of their 2nd week, went through Ungoro and into Silithus. They had finished exterminating all of the Kalimdor hunters.
Next, they took two Wyverns to Northrend, their pats strapped on the bottom. They did all of Northrend in merely a day, and decided it was time to go underwater. They slept on a boat that headed to the center of the ocean, and on the last day of their second week, the 14th day, they went into Deepholme. Finishing Deepholme took a whole day, considering how vast an ocean is. They then went back to the boat, and went to Vash'jir.
It was now their 3rd week of their mission, their 15th day, and they ventured into the vast waters of Vash'jir. They were brutally injured from a Whale Shark, but managed to kill it at a distance, and went back up to the boat to rest. They rested for three days, and went back in on their 19th day, and finished the rest of Vash'jir in two. Their biggest challenge still awaited them.
It was their 22nd day, the first day of the fourth week, and they trembled at the thought of going to the feared Outlands. They went anyways, as it was their final challenge. They expected to do one country, or zone, a day, but they were far off. They flew via zeppelin to the dark portal, and slowly went through it. They woke up the next day in Thrallmar, apparentally something happened as they teleported, and were knocked out cold for 18 hours. On their 23rd day, they started. They killed three fel reavers, and many fel orcs in their hunt for hunters in the Hellfire Peninsula, however they became more and more weary, and their pace was drastically slowed. They completed Hellfire Peninsula in four days, nearly dying from the nether hundreds of times.
On their 28th day, the first day of the fifth week, they worked on Terokkar. They had no troubles here except getting lost for three hours in Auchindoun. They managed to complete it in merely two days. They started Zangarmarsh without even resting, on their 30th day, and completed it in ONE. They then rested for a day.