Has anyone seen this man?

14 Worgen Hunter
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http://i56.tinypic.com/rkpk5e.jpg


This man is Guy-Ethlin, he was last seen fleeing the scene of the crime at a Warcraft III convention here:

http://i53.tinypic.com/v5whhs.jpg



This Guy is a dangerous, cunning Ethlin. He will attack on sight, and the general public will need to prepare themselves for all possible future Guy-Ethlin sightings.

But Lyca', what can I do in the face of a Guy-Ethlin sighting?

Well, my friend's call me Lyca', you can call me Pack-Mistress Lycaniss.

In the face of a Guy-Ethlin attack, you must be equipped with a hand-held strobe-light. Legend (Nghtrider) and recent reports have informed us that the flashing of strobe-lights will stun the elusive creature in its tracks, making him prime pickings for capture. A 160 watt factory-issued strobe light is your limit, as anything higher will more than likely kill him.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strobe_light
http://www.windworksdesign.com/blog/?p=160

These websites are your tools to protect yourself, those around you, and the livelihood of Guy-Ethlin.

But what will a rogue Guy-Ethlin do to me?

A rogue Guy-Ethlin can do a lot of damage to you, actually. Any that fall under his gaze are potential victims, particularly those in <Dream Team> and those wearing or accessorizing with Warcraft III paraphernalia. He has been known to use his teeth, and he is not afraid to rip your flesh off strip by strip until he senses that the danger is over.


The danger is never over,

Do not bother to hide your kids or your wife,


Rise of the Planet of the Guy-Ethlins




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88 Worgen Warlock
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Inform yourself
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85 Night Elf Rogue
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I miss Guy Ethlin:/!
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88 Worgen Warlock
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He was a good guy, you know? A guy-ethlin has to be a good guy and he did the job.
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Wow Lame is all I have to say. Just Lame!
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88 Worgen Warlock
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Wanna wrestle? I am a fan of wrestling husky women.
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85 Human Mage
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I improvised a GuyEthlin trap out of popsicle sticks and bacon.
Edited by Smashzqtlol on 9/6/2011 3:11 PM PDT
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90 Troll Rogue
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Chubby chasa
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85 Undead Death Knight
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09/06/2011 03:11 PMPosted by Smashzqtlol
I improvised a GuyEthlin trap out of popsicle sticks and bacon.


You need a Warcraft III Battlechest to lure him in
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85 Human Mage
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That's a good tip, so far I've only caught two wild arkins.
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88 Worgen Warlock
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A Warcraft III Battlechest and a mermaid will suffice as bait.
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90 Troll Rogue
12235
Fish part on top
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88 Worgen Warlock
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Guy-Ethlin likes his reverse-mermaids
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85 Human Mage
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It turns out that finding a reverse mermaid for my GuyEthlin trap is nearly as difficult as finding the GuyEthlin.

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88 Worgen Warlock
15850
Lycaniss is my sister-in-law, but I'd prefer Guy-Ethlin any day
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85 Worgen Death Knight
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Never Leave a Guy-Ethlin behind
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90 Blood Elf Mage
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This eniter thread is fail !!!
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90 Troll Rogue
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No one likes you.
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