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This man is Guy-Ethlin, he was last seen fleeing the scene of the crime at a Warcraft III convention here:
This Guy is a dangerous, cunning Ethlin. He will attack on sight, and the general public will need to prepare themselves for all possible future Guy-Ethlin sightings.
But Lyca', what can I do in the face of a Guy-Ethlin sighting?
Well, my friend's call me Lyca', you can call me Pack-Mistress Lycaniss.
In the face of a Guy-Ethlin attack, you must be equipped with a hand-held strobe-light. Legend (Nghtrider) and recent reports have informed us that the flashing of strobe-lights will stun the elusive creature in its tracks, making him prime pickings for capture. A 160 watt factory-issued strobe light is your limit, as anything higher will more than likely kill him.
These websites are your tools to protect yourself, those around you, and the livelihood of Guy-Ethlin.
But what will a rogue Guy-Ethlin do to me?
A rogue Guy-Ethlin can do a lot of damage to you, actually. Any that fall under his gaze are potential victims, particularly those in <Dream Team> and those wearing or accessorizing with Warcraft III paraphernalia. He has been known to use his teeth, and he is not afraid to rip your flesh off strip by strip until he senses that the danger is over.
The danger is never over,
Do not bother to hide your kids or your wife,
Rise of the Planet of the Guy-Ethlins
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