Contents: Reasonably Sane Guildmaster, Some Guy Who Does Weird Voices (no, he doesn’t hear them, he just impersonates them), Mature and Patient Guildmembers, Maximum Fun, Lack of Guild Drama, the All-Important Tabard & Bank Tabs, Ventrilo (to hear aforementioned voices), Rotational Raid Slot for Fair and Balanced Raiding(caution: may contain epics), Hilarity & Hijinks (warning: injury and repair bills may result).
Suggested Use: Stands in Bad is currently being made available to all classes and specs looking for fun, laughs, a drama-free haven, and progression at a 10-man level, for Cataclysm and beyond.
Requirements: Skilled, mature individuals willing and able to bake at 375 degrees for 3 hours every Wednesday and Thursday evenings at 7pm central time for progression (nostalgia and acheesement raiding performed on an at-will basis). Must be able to at least hear vent, if not necessarily speak on it (though some exceptions can be made – ask your doctor… er, ask the raid leader). Individuals incapable of avoiding bad things on a regular basis need not apply; it makes the raid leaders froth at the mouth, which, while funny at first, isn’t for very long (Stands in Bad is just a name, not a way of life, folks).
Contact Info – email our recruiting sucker... I mean, officer... at indigodragyn at gmail dot com, or contact any of our members in game for further information.
Disclaimer: Stands in Bad is not housebroken. May cause smirks, grins, chortles, guffaws, and groans. Stands in Bad is not responsible for any damages incurred by uproarious laughter, giddiness over epic drops, eye-rolling over bad puns, or talk about delicious food. Not available in all countries. Ask your doctor if Stands in Bad is right for you. Stands in Bad has not been tested on animals. Stands in Bad has been tested on Gnomes, often with hilarious and explosive results. Stands in Bad does not cover misuse, damage from lightning, flood, tornado, hurricanes, neglect, tag removals, EMPs resulting from nuclear explosion, or conversations with an Aquarius on a Tuesday. No animals were harmed in the making of this disclaimer, but the Chihuahua next door is living on borrowed time, believe me. These materials are supplied by Stands in Bad as a service to applicants and may be used for informational purposes only. Accept no substitutes.